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Great names for hillbilly trucks...

guido666

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I was driving through the country to visit my aunt today, and passed a junkyard with a broke down GMC with a gazillion inch lift. Painted on the side was "Mudtallica". It was good for a few minutes of laughter. Any other good ones out there?
 
This 6-wheel drive hearse is called "Mortis"

There's a local mud racer with a 4-Runner body on a Dodge frame called "Ram Runner".

Another guy I know has an obstacle course rig built on a K5 frame called "BullDog".

And of course, we have our own Mudallica up in this part of the country.
 
got a guy around here in my uncle's 4x4 club with an OD green 70s K20 named "Aminel" supposedly named by one of his kids.

got a show truck owned by another guy in the club, whose 88-93 K1500 was named by one of his grandkids... Paw Paw's Cruck. :rolleyes:

then there's the native American guy who has the monster truck called Apache, and used to be a 55-59 Chevy or GMC around here painted white and called "White Knight", it was around long before the "White Knight" we all know rolled down the assembly line.
 
i'm a hillbilly, and my trucks typically get called things like piece of #^%, #^^&ing wh0r3, dirty bitch, and in the case of the '77... Ol' Betsy. i almost forgot i named my '73 Back In Black... i love the song, and i returned to the derby circuit after a 2 year break, driving a black truck. Back In Black was just fitting.
 
I called my K5 mud anchor... because that's what it did, dug down in the slop and didn't move very far :(
 
my girlfriend calls mine the big gray monster at least she did when it was all gray now its 4 different colors :D
 
How's Buford and Emmett sound...yah they're used by some Ohio members. :D :doah:
 
We called my old 2wd pickup the "Blue Goose". It was blue, HAHA! But the real reason for the name is the fact that it acted like a damn goose. It had a 305 in it, and in true goose fashion, it was annoying and just wouldn't go away, no matter what we did to it. We finally quit with it after the 3rd 700 went out in it.

My "new" truck, we call the "Beater Truck", because I'm gonna flog the hell out of it with no remorse.
 
beater_k20 said:
i'd like to introduce you to "Pee Wee" as dubbed by Lady_Bog :D
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LOL...I think she's refering to the driver!!! :haha: :haha:
 
GMC_Graemlin.jpg

In reference to my old K5, I was called a gremlin. Well my new one's a GMC - so I figured it worked.
I know the print-out with plastic is lame... waiting on a quote from a sticker company right now.

Now - if anyone has an older car without a cat, "Stinky Pete" from Toy Story 2 wouldn't be a bad name....

GMC Graemlin
 
Dunno if there's hillbillies in the desert, but mine's called Jeeper Eater, 'cause many dune riders drive modified Jeeps around here (and Nissans and Toyotas) and I plan to be the one they call when they get stuck!!

(my last rig was a YJ - loved it! - so it's nothing anti-Jeep... just to wind up my buddies a bit)
 
Bigorange thats funny lol... my brother had a 2wd that we called the blue goose too lmao :haha:

I usually just call my blazer " the ole blaze" lol ive never actually came up with a name for it. I should just dub it outlawtorn and be done with it :o
 
truck names

Next to me at a stop light the other day was a Suzuki Samari (sp?) with a sign on the middle of the door which read something like "Hummer Recovery Vehicle, Unit #4"

I've thought of putting a label on the tail gate of my vintage military 4x4 reading "AUV - Assault Utility Vehicle" but I'm not confindent the politically correct crowd it would be aimed at would get the dig.
 
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