hahaha!!!

[chromewontgetyouhome]

Heres a quick laugh!!!



AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

 

[hawkeye649]

PONTIAC

Poor Old Nikka Thinks It's A Cadilac.

But there are pages dedicated too this.

BRONCO

Blatant Rust Overwhelms New Car Owner

BLAZER
Something like BLA "Zillion Electrical Recals"....

 

[BranndonC]

http://tinyurl.com/46krj
this is lounge stuff though

 

[jekquistk5]

I used to know a few ford ones, but you all probably know them

 

[divorced]

Ford backwards is "Driver Returns On Foot".

 

[andhar]

I see someone goes to the hun as well.

 

[diesel4me]

My favorite ford one is--"For Only Retarted Drivers"
a few more--
SUBARU== U Are A Bus spelled backwards
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads,Every Valve Rattles,Oil Leaks,Exhaust Ticks
DODGE=Drivers On Drugs Going Eccentric
VW=Very Worrisome
FIAT=Fix It Again Tony
SAAB=Stalls And Always Breaksdown
GMC=Gay Mans Chariot
BMW=Barbarian Motor Works
JEEP=Junk Engine,Everybody Push
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[75-K5]

[ QUOTE ]
I see someone goes to the hun as well.

[/ QUOTE ]

Who doesn't? I thought it was the default homepage on all computers. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

 

[hawkeye649]

When someone starts complaining how their Saab broke down again do this.

Turn to them. Make sure that you have their attention. Look them straight in the eye and say, "Not annother Saob Story".

To get the effect you need to make Saab sound like Sob obviously. /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

 

[blazindorito]

By far, the best one I have heard is " Ford's are like TAMPONS every pu**y has one! "

-"I'd rather push a Chevy than Drive a Ford!"

 

[shaun]

BMW B!^#H, Moan, Whine
Ford F'ed over rebuilt dodge