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"Hold My Beer and Watch This" stories???

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Im a 4x4 stunt driver on the roads after it has rained. Me and my buddies used to go out cruzin and i would just stomp on it going sideways up the road let off stomp it agin and whip the back end the other sideways and do this about 3 more times all while mainting the front end going straight and they would be like Holy ****. If they wanted me to go right i would turn left and then gun it whip it around via 180deg. spin and be going right. but 1 day we were pulling out across the road and i hit it and spin into a 360 and end up facing the wrong way on the road and a car pulls on to the road so spin back round jumping a curb and hitting the road agin it was fun stuff. I do have quite a few laying drag tickets but they never measured how many ft. of drag it was and i they are supposed to do it. I did a Wheelie on my Yamaha yz 250 into a tree i was at a perfect 12 o clock and both tires hit the tree i went up over the handlebars into the tree then down with the bike got up nothing hurt it was cool. /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif

Edit* DOH yes it was a Yamaha YZ 250 I now have a Kawasaki 300 4wheeler I sold the Yz and got the 4wheeler LOL /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Here is a pic of it next to a very cool jeep /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
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Kawasaki yz 250

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i was young and stupid at the time. i still laugh about it but i don't promote it.i'm 38 with two kids now and my ins. ins't bad at all.and i still think that people that don't make a claim in three years should get a year free, because you didn't cost them anything.i own a house and a lot to build on, been at my job for 19 years,still married, etc. and i still think wrecking a car is funny. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
 
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i still think that people that don't make a claim in three years should get a year free, because you didn't cost them anything.

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You're still paying for those cars ya totalled. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif But seriously, the premiums go to pay anyone that files a claim, not just you. Insurance just spreads the risk to all policy holders instead of one.
 
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Kawasaki yz 250

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Don't get me started on insurance companies!!!

Insurance is, by definition, legal gambling. And in most states now, it is gambling the government forces you to partake in whether you want to or not.

Take a quick look around, no matter where you live, at the insurance company buildings. Then take a look at your local schools and firehouses. Where are the priorities of the public? In keeping their new Expedition shiny...

Insurance is the most successful scam ever devised. And I'm just mad that I didn't think of it first... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

Sorry, I've paid a LOT more into insurance than I'll ever see back... Just like Social Security... But don't get me started on that!!!

Sal
 
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more like legalized extortion. here in mich it's a $500.00 fine for not having insurance, but it's also a no-fault state. my ins pays for mine ,your ins pays for your truck. paying the deductable is determined by who was more than 50% at fault. can you imagine, a fine for not covering your own ride /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
 
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See my post under the low buck heading /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
 
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can you imagine, a fine for not covering your own ride

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But you aren't required have to have collision coverage, which would pay for fixing your truck. However, you do have to have liability (and most likely medical) coverage to pay for hospital stays for you and your passengers. Plus, even in a no-fault state, the other driver can still file a lawsuit against you and your assets. Liability insurance kicks in then to provide coverage instead of losing your house, etc. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

Paying for insurance sucks until you really need it. I've known people that collected their salary from their auto insurance policy for nearly a year, while they were healing from a really bad wreck and unable to work. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif And didja know that if you have full coverage and suck water into your engine while driving through deep water that the insurance will fix the engine as part of the "flood damage" portion of the policy? /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
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Ok OK I got one for ya. Back a few years ago when I lived in Las Vegas I owned an 81' Bronco. Now keep in mind I used to wheel the piss outta this truck so it had lots of problems masked with duct tape. Well one day while at work in the "feild" I kept noticing that my Bronco was pushing higher rpm's more then usual (more or less in the back of my mind) and running hotter then normal. I had no idea why. Welp my partner and I decided to run and get some lunch. So we load up the tools, our gear, and get into the Bronco. I start driving through the neighborhood we were working in and I kept noticing the high rpm's and also noticed the truck seemed to slip a little. Again clueless, I proceed to the redlight outside the neighborhood and get into the left turn lane. As soon as the light turns green I hammer on it (351W) and away we go. As soon as I straighten out the truck (remember I'm still hammered down), it drops hard in the rear driverside. At the same instant my buddy and I look at each other in confusion. I turn to look out my window and as I do I see my wheel leaving the truck and attached to it is my axle shaft. I swear that darn wheel bounced twice and took off like a bat outta hell. Still smashin the skinny pedal and in shock I turn to see what the wheel is aim'n for. It's aim'n right at two guys walking down the street on the sidewalk in my direction and its haul'n a$$. I start screaming (like a woman) "run for your lives, run for your lives" and wouldn't you know it that darn wheel and axle went straight at em. (Now if you've been to Las Vegas you know that most of the neighborhoods are surrounded by a 8-10' wall. It goes as follows...street, curb, 5-6' of sidewalk, then brickwall.) These guys were definitly on their toes about what was at hand. One guy lept straight up and grabbed the top of the wall and the other guy took off running. That darn wheel hit the wall right where they were standing and ricochet back onto the street. We finally stopped and I jumped out and ran over to the 2 guys yelling the whole way to em "are you ok..are you ok?" These guys took it well cause they were laughing at my expense, which to me was a relief. Still running I looked into the direction of the sounds of horns and skidding tires. Wouldn't you know it... that darn wheel (and axle shaft) was on cruise control going down the wrong side of the road. I start freak'n like a mad man whaling my hands and screaming at cars to "run for lives". Man cars were slamming on their brakes everywhere and going every damn direction possible to avoid my wheel. I'm running through traffic trying to catch up to this damn wheel and finally it stops in the slow lane on the otherside of the street about a 1/4 mile down the road. Out of breath and pumped full of adrenalin I grabbed that damn wheel and axle shaft and heaved that sucker to the curb. I didn't realize it until already done, but that damn axle was hot as hell and burned the [I love Jeeps] outta me. After I got that sucker to the sidewalk I looked back down the direction of my truck and it looked like a scene out of "Lethal Weapon". Man I was so lucky, not a single person or vehicle was harmed. The whole time this was going on all I could think was "I can't believe I dont have insurance". Cost $100+ bill for tow truck, $250 for another rear axle, and some lost pride.
Lessons learned always have insurance no matter what, Witnesses that are also your friends wont let you live it down, and last but not least c-clips SUCK.
 
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stopped at burger king ,the drive through, my friend was behind me, as i went to grab the food he rear ended me. the girl looked scared, i got out and picked up my food.when chris got to the window i put mine in reverse and smashed his grill and headlights out.

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I have so many of these!


Around a month ago I am driving home in the 99 burb, I see my friend Chris in his jeep so I go tap his bumper hard while at the light, well to make a story short the jeep was a Gilbert Police k-9 unit /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

After the guy taking all my information, then realizing I dont have a insurance card that is current because it's at home on the table, the cop says I alreadxy have enough problems on my drivers record and tells me "carefull when you hit the breaks on wet cement next time..got me?"

I didn't want to say it at the time but he was the same officer that gave me a warning a month earlier for no lights! I guess next time he will remember me! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
 
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A couple years ao I am pickin my sisters couch up from her starage facility with her friend in his truck, while loading it up the power went out, this was around 6 at night and we were having a real bad monsoon.

The place closed a 5pm and not a darn sole was in sight and we were 20 minutes from home with 3 people sitting in the front seat of her friends Mazda pick up. We sat there for around 4 hours after trying to pry the gate open, we couldn't even climb it because it was raining so hard. Well my sister said " what if you pushed the gate off its tracks then moved it"

Then I got to /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif this might work, well that 4 cylender must have had some wheaties that morning because not only did it push it off its track but it knocked the gate and a 6 foot cynder block wall that its was mounted to over and on to the ground /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

So hear we are laughing are ass off because the wall fell and to top it off the bumper on the lowered Mazda fell off /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
We guess the gate must have been in horable shape /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
So her friend is pissed because his truck is screwed up, we don't know what to do and the camera's werent on because of no power so we say [I love Jeeps] it they must have needed a new fence any ways and after three atemps we get the Mazda over the fence.

WE all felt better about it untill we realized both sides of his truck were scratched real bad from going over the barb wire and we didn't have room to get the bumper because the couch was in the truck and he had a camper top....so we left the bumper!

He got a call a few days later, his order tag was still on the back side of his bumper from the company he had make it /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

I never found out if his insurance coved it or what, but we didn't bother to talk to him, she was moving anyways /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
 
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This is my friend John for ya,

He is dating ths girl and he comes over during her sisters birth day party, he was delivering pizzas at the time, so he left a pizza on this table on the porch with 19 candles buring on top.

Then he rings the door bell and drives off, later that night when he got off we went over so I could check out this chick "she was single" so we go up to the house and see a fire truck along with 3 police officers at the house talkin to everyone /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

John stops and takes off his Pizza hut shirt, and we go up and ask what the heck happened?

They said "I think my ex left a pizza on my porch and set the house on fire"

The table was right against the wall and the candles some how cought the whole damn entry way on fire, her step dad put it out with his fire exstingusher, I found out that he worked for the fire department /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

Later a reward was issued to the conviction of who was responsable, I always joked from then on that if he ever pissed me off I would rat him out /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
 
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A few months ago my brother bought a 3 wheeler for his son. Needless to say he and I wheeled the piss out of it. Took it down to the river and spent the day taken turns on it. It was fun, but how many times can two grown men spend a day fighting over a 50 3 wheeler. So all through the following week I looked for deals trying to find us some cheap toys. Well I bought a dirtbike and my brother bought him a 250 3 wheeler. So here comes the next weekend and we load up the 3 wheelers and dirt bike and head for the river. We get out to the river unload and I jump onto my dirtbike before my brother and nephew can even get their helmets on. I haul a$$ for about 100 feet, stop, look at them to make sure they're looking at me and start to do a doughnut. I get half way through this doughnut and the back wheel catches a rock and catapolts me over the bike about 10 feet. Broke the damn left side of the handle bar off and scuffed up my new helmet in less then a minute of unloading it. This all happened on a saturday, I just bought the bike on the thursday before and the only time I rode it was the day I bought it for about 2 minutes. What a moron. Anyhow we stayed the rest of the day, I just had to ride it with one hand and no clutch. Doh /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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TTT---to good to let die. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
 
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Just One More, and then I swear I'll quit... /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif

OK, so I'm having a party at the 'Old Homestead' and Ol' 'Hot Rod Kerfoot' is there (of course)...

The old house had two big porches... the one on the side was open and had big concrete steps that were apparently built before fancy tools like levels and rulers were created. They were odd-shaped and not two of them were the same height.

We had this old 4-wheeler that we used as a 'Whipping Mule' when we were drinking. I lived in the country, so we could ride it around the property or down this nearby dirt road. Anyway, Rodney decides he not only CAN, but HAS TO ride the 4-wheeler up the porch steps. I told him I'd already tried it like a million times but they're too steep. It wants to go over backwards every time, whether you hit it hard or slow. But Rodney thinks I'm a Ghirly Boy or something, and *He* can do it for sure. So I warn the 'porchgoers' that a maniac is about to kill himself trying to get the 4-wheeler up the steps. They sit tight and watch, pretty sure that it is impossible to get any vehicle up those old concrete steps.

So Rodney tries like 20 times in a row. He's pretty loaded, but even sober he wouldn't have given up without a good fight. Going slow it just gets about halfway up and spins trying to get the front wheels up the next step... Going fast it just bounces like crazy and wants to flip over... So finally Rodney decides he's going up those steps or he's going to die trying... He backs way up and gets this huge run at it, which makes the porchgoers dive to safety off the side railing. Rodney hits the steps pretty fast, way too fast, and the 4-wheeler stands straight on end and bounces about halfway up the steps. Rodney keeps the throttle wide open, and leans way into it to keep it from going over. It bounces up and down on the rear tires, making it almlost all the way to the top! I thought he was going to prove me a fool and actually make it up... Then about the second step from the top, it's bouncing wildly on the back tires and Rodney finally loses it and it goes over backwards...

/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Now, for those of you who do (or used to) drink heavily on a regular basis, I'm sure you've heard the sound a person's head makes when they get drunk and fall over backwards onto concrete... Sorta like you would imagine a coconut would sound. Well, Rodney got thrown off the 4-wheeler from it bouncing wildly, and fell about 5 feet backwards and landed flat on his back on the concrete. His head made the 'coconut sound', and I'm pretty sure he passed out because he made no attempt to get out of the way before the 4-wheeler came down. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

The 4-wheeler teetered on end for a split second, then fell backwards right on top of Rodney. Rodney's body made this 'whoosh' sound as all the air left it. We were drunk enough that it seemed pretty cool at the time. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif But then we realized that he wasn't moving at all, and the 4-wheeler was still idling and laying on top of him upside down. We scrambled over and pushed the 4-wheeler off him, and slapped him around a little trying to get him to respond. He finally came to and started coughing like he'd almost drowned or something. Then he kept walking in circles holding his ribs with one arm and rubbing the back of his head with the other, and mumbling, "It got me, J, it got me!!!" The rest of the night that's all he said... "It got me, Man, it got me..." /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

By the next weekend he was ready to try again. Luckily the 4-wheeler was trashed by then and he didn't get another shot... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Oh, I miss the 'Good Ol Days' and 'Good Ol Boys'...
 
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... I start screaming (like a woman)...

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LMAO so hard i got dizzy, now that takes balls to admit to that lol /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
 
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yea that burger king story is great, all these stories are funny as hell. the rear axle one reminded me of my friends truck. an f-150 2 wheel drive. we were going down the freeway about 60 -65 when his axle came out,all the sudden were looking up.we disn't know what happened until the dust cleared and saw the tire and all flipping down the road. thank god it missed everyone.the funniest part was the next day two idiots were trying to mount a tire on the truck and steel it, one of our drivers pulled up on them , there is no axle to mount a tire on but there they were holding the tire up on the thing. DUMB ASS /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
 
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