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Laughing at ourselves?

HarryH3

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A friend that drives F*rds sent me this. First time I'd seen it!
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C- CRANKS
H- HARD
E- EVERY
V- VALVE
R- RATTLES
O- OIL
L- LEAKS
E- EVERY
T- TIME...

<font color=black>HarryH3 - '75 K5</font color=black>
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At least it still runs
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A buddy of mine used to use that all the time on me, I just kept saying the obvious... Found On Road Dead, and Fix Or Repair Daily. I used to know some others but forgot them. Ya'll have any good ones?

89 K5 Silverado
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I always liked F*rd backwards is Driver Returns On Foot

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<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brschoch>http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brschoch</A>
 
Found On Road Dead


72K5
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Led Zeppelin
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Rock ON!
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Those are funny but I'm going to act like a ford an cut out!

79 Blazer 6"lift 35's locked/4:56 <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.keith.coloradok5.com>http://www.keith.coloradok5.com</A>
 
Fu(ked Over Reconditioned Dodge

Mike
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See <font color=green>EMMETT</font color=green> -&gt; <A target="_blank" HREF=http://emmett.coloradok5.com>http://emmett.coloradok5.com</A>
 
<font color=blue>FORD.......At least they circled the problem!

</font color=blue><font color=red>Flip Over, Read Directions</font color=red>

</font color=red>Rene

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Failed on race day

Will work for parts, beer and sex.
90 Jimi,350/700R4/241/10bolts/3.73's/33's/4"
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Forget Off Road Driving

Boss
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A buddy of mine that drag races F*rds and I used to go thru this about every other week. I had a GMC at the time and the only thing he could ever come up with was Gotta Mechanic Coming. He quit trying after i dropped this on him...
FORD = For Only Retarded Drivers


<font color=blue> Duct tape the small stuff down. </font color=blue>
Scot in K.C.
 
I just have to reply to this...I am sick of this bashing of me...how mean are you people? Why must you go after me? I didn't do anything to you!! Let alone do you insult me you are insulting most of my family. Please stop with the FORD bashing...I really don't like the Found on road dead one...cuz well..my aunt was found at the side of the road dead...please....oh, and you haven't figured it out yet...my middle name is Ford..my Mothers name was Ford and the whole family had the last name of Ford....so please...no "dead" jokes...don't wanna sound like an a$$...but please....
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SK-15
J**P...it's whats for dinner!
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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need any roads!
 
<font color=purple>How about ..........

Great
Mountain
Climber

Poor
Old
Negroe
Thinks
It's
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<font color=purple>L8r,

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