looking for cool titles for a big and loud truck

[79cheyenneblazer]

Hey, lookin for something cool to put on the front license plate on the truck. Around here we like to let people know what we are rockin, so here are the stats. 84 k-20 red and white 454/sm465/np208-14FF/dana44. Headers with 2.5" straight pipes, no mufflers or anything. Just looking for something cool to let people know that its no woosy rat.

 

[beater_k20]

please note, that this is not the norm in the Hoosier state. it hasnt been since the early 90s.

 

[K30Blazer]

how about "compensating"?

 

[Silver84k5]

you got to be ****ting me...

If i were you, id go post this at Pirate4x4.com.. in the general discussion forum.

they prolly have some good ideas

 

[BranndonC]

you got to be ****ting me...

If i were you, id go post this at Pirate4x4.com.. in the general discussion forum.

they prolly have some good ideas

i second the idea

 

[MOBK5]

Call it "Titties". Everyone likes titties.

 

[350k5]

please note, that this is not the norm in the Hoosier state. it hasnt been since the early 90s.

I can agree with that too. That was bigger in the 80's and 90's. My uncles know more about it but it's true.

 

[down4thakrown]

Panty Dropper

 

[hunterguy86]

You might want to go buy some truck nutz while your at it. http://www.trucknutz.com/

Because we all know trucknutz only go one the "Real Hardcore" Rigs

 

[mciahpv]

Yeah, if there's one essential performance mod, it's truck nutz, especially if you're a high roller and pay extra for the model with "lifelike veins." I'm positive there's nothing else I could do to my ride with $20 (like put a gallon of gas in it...)

 

[Orange Crush]

Maybe this thread should be renamed CK5 Smackdown.

 

[crazyhole812]

" I Need Attention" would be good

 

[trailblazr81]

Just call it Ballsack... And get the truck nutz. Notice how he hasnt responded to any of our suggestions?? I wander if he has a mullet??

 

[crazyhole812]

Just call it Ballsack... And get the truck nutz. Notice how he hasnt responded to any of our suggestions?? I wander if he has a mullet??

I would have to say YES HE DOES! and he wears it with pride

 

[OffRoad]

gee, so you need people to know that you're truck is cool. well considering they'll be too deafened to think i wouldn't worry about it. do you care that much what other people think?

are you seriously running no muffler at all? do yourself a favour, buy stock in a hearing aid company. you'll need their services soon enough.

just drive fast as **** and make sure to do plenty of burnouts, and i'm sure they'll let you go to the "cool kid" parties. cutting you're mullet might help too...

 

[muddybuddy]

hahahahaha

what size tires are you running? if they are 31's forget trying to give off the "badass" vib

 

[badfish4tail]

Because we all know trucknutz only go one the "Real Hardcore" Rigs

Damn that is funny

 

[8_YOUR_H2]

Haulin Ass or Heavy Chevy. Be sure to get them airbrushed with some nice flourscent yellow and pink.


God I miss the early 80's

 

[trailblazr81]

Who saw Kill Bill with Uma Thurman?? Paint Pus*y Wagon along the sides and on the tail gate. Then get the matching key-chain!!!

 

[1985K20]

Just call it: Torque Master I donno