Names for your truck parts

[big pappa b]

While putting in the new to me 454/SM465 today I decided to give some of my truck parts names.
Tranny = Heavy Mother F(&*)er
Transfer case = [naughty word] piece of Sh*t
Transfer case adapter = Freakin piece of crap
Screw sticking out of the firewall = GD Mother F*&(ing piece of sh*t
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I could go on but I'm sure you all have similar names for your stuff /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Also found out that a 4 speed trans install REALLY takes more than 1 person /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

 

[Don]

Name's help, but a Hammer used on the offending part, is more Gratifying to Me. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[bryguy00b]

mostly all my parts are f-ing whores! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

 

[big pappa b]

I think it takes 2 hands to count the number of times I banged my head on the leaf spring ends /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

 

[Don]

I have a license plate bracket, that hang's below the rear bumper. it seem's like every time I roll under the rig on a creeper, one of my knee's, "home's" in on that damn bracket.
OUCH!!%$#@$$% /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

 

[mosesburb]

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Most of my parts end up being call "Heartless Bitches" (or some vile derivitive of that)