new, rare type of blazer/jimmy discovered

[thewestwon]

it has recently come to my attention that in 1987 the general motors corporation produced a number of blazer's and jimmy's in which every part was a slightly different size or off by about an inch compared to the standard blazer/jimmy. i know because i own one.

 

[muddermilitia]

 

[scouthead]

I don't get it.

 

[motomech]

I don't get it.

His jimmy is shorter than everyone else.

 

[thatK30guy]

Prove it with pics.

 

[Big Blzn]

His jimmy is shorter than everyone else.

Maybe it was the version built in Asia. Their Jimmys seem to be a bit shorter.

 

[thewestwon]

haha no it was a joke. everything i buy for it seems to be off by about an inch. nothing ever fits the way its supposed to.

 

[k30bb468]

haha no it was a joke. everything i buy for it seems to be off by about an inch. nothing ever fits the way its supposed to.

Good cause I don't want to see any pics of your's or anyone else's short JIMMY
Oh & sorry about your luck , with the short Jimmy & all

 

[chaser0517]

he got the short bus

 

[Jason4x4]

maybe you should just cover your jimmy and forget about it being too short.

 

[thatK30guy]

There's ways to stretch it to make it longer like a crew cab. Cutting is involved.

 

[Desert Rat]

My Jimmy is pretty old now, but it still works well and has not left me wanting yet.....

 

[omahaAl]

I always thought the Jimmy's length isn't as important as how well you drive it. That's what a short Jimmy owner told me.

 

[aychdee]

Funny, I was told the length of your Jimmy isn't measured in inches it's by the skill of it's driver..... Wait a minute that sounds wicked ghey

 

[Jason4x4]

however, a clean jimmy will attract more women...

 

[Burbdood 74]

That's why you need to find a woman who drives a Prius. That way your jimmy will look bigger when you park it in her spot.








And since I drive a Suburban, my wife doesn't complain one little bit!

 

[cybrfire]

When you use the tape measure starting on the 1 inch mark, remember to subtract 1 inch. Then yours will be the same as everybody elses!

 

[BlazerBud]

All you need to do is get a ho. Use this ho to tug on the end of your jimmy until it gets stretched out real good or springs a leak or something.

Sometimes it may take 2 or 3 ho's to get the job done.

 

[chaser0517]

Just keep telling yourself "I AM SPECIAL"

 

[Jason4x4]

but whatever you do, do not wreck your Jimmy!!!

you might be able to get another one, but it will never be the same...