Discussion in 'The Garage' started by cybrfire, May 17, 2006.
make a shifter for a t bucket with one of the balls and most of the chain...
Fire it out of a cannon at another sailing ship, hope to take out a small spar or something like that. You might think about putting the whole thing in a canister first.
Hang them under your truck so everyone knows you have "balls"
this one was actually suggested at the shop, with the addition of painting them blue! at the risk of being tacky I think I'll pass!
Incidentally they came with a parts truck I just picked up.
No no no, you weld them to a buddy's rig while he's out
Turn them into a twin stick!
I'll WELD them to the back of DREY's truck! Someplace where they'll bang around and get really annoying. I'm sure that is covered under the "Acts of God Clause."
yeah, weld them to the driveshaft!
I'd use them on my ex-wife's head.
Throw them over the middle of a winch line????? Spin the balls around the cable...
Swing them around your head and throw them at the invading Mongols.
I know a really KINKY girl that they might fit in to nicely
My, what large balls you have
Well that pepsi bottle has thousands of possibilities... personally radiatior overflow or a dip spit cup come to mind.
Sell the Balls and Chain to Anna Nicole Smith for Ben-Wa Balls!.. --they might be big enough!.
Or you could save them for when you walk down the aisle yourself..clamp them to your ankles!...
You might attract undesireable tailgaters if you hang them off your trailer hitch... ..
Too bad you dont have two of them,you could weld the balls to your rocker panels and use the chain for a step,if you have a lift and big tires..
put them in your pants, make them clank, and make people talk... lol
I'm gona carry them in the truck and when passengers ask what they are for I'll simply reply, if we need those we're in real big trouble.
Now some men like a fishin', but some men like the fowlin'
Some men like to hear, to hear the cannonball a-roarin'
But me, I like sleepin', `specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah
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