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Official BB'06' Trash talkin thread

Car wash?

So....was the car wash too slick inside that you couldn't get out? Big curb? Stuck in the drain grate?

It isn't that the wagoneer is old, it's just lazy and likes to lay on its side a bunch.

Me? yeah, old. Not a bit against the handicap space. Thanks, I guess....:rolleyes:

Is fins-n-things too much? Do I need to worry about body damage on that trail?
 
hooptiebuilder said:
So....was the car wash too slick inside that you couldn't get out? Big curb? Stuck in the drain grate?

It isn't that the wagoneer is old, it's just lazy and likes to lay on its side a bunch.

Me? yeah, old. Not a bit against the handicap space. Thanks, I guess....:rolleyes:

Is fins-n-things too much? Do I need to worry about body damage on that trail?

It was the left over Bengay that was dripping from the chalupa that made things so slick.

I think you and Fox should stick to spooning in your tent at the camp ground. I wouldn't want you to get out and damage anything.
 
Actually I will have Shawn with me this trip to spoon, thank you very much.
 
Nate said he had a little something special for you though. I'm confused, I was sure you two had plans?
 
Maybe the three of us? :eek1:
 
MiniWally confusion

As the title says, not any surprise in Mini-me-Wally being confused....

Fox is bringing his own entertainment.

I happen to be wanting to look for my own entertainment while I'm there. Female. Hairless (mostly).

Mini-me-wally, you're out. Fox, Moneypit, etc., you're all out.

Just cause your wardens let you out, doesn't mean you can drool on just anyone.

BYOSP-Bring Your Own Spoon Partner, sickos:haha:
 
hooptiebuilder said:
As the title says, not any surprise in Mini-me-Wally being confused....

Fox is bringing his own entertainment.

I happen to be wanting to look for my own entertainment while I'm there. Female. Hairless (mostly).

Mini-me-wally, you're out. Fox, Moneypit, etc., you're all out.

Just cause your wardens let you out, doesn't mean you can drool on just anyone.

BYOSP-Bring Your Own Spoon Partner, sickos:haha:

I best not be hearing any strange noises coming from the stupid duty on my camp site.......I guess Mini-me-wally will have to take one for the team!:doah:
 
THIS THREAD SHOULD BE THE COLORDO SMACK TALKING THREAD

you all suck for being trendy mall crawlers, so who wants to take bets on who if anyone will have the most broke truck by the end of the trip?


:D
 
coloradok5 said:
Other than stock, I guess no one designs diff covers to clear ARB's. :doah: Good thing Nate has mad fab skillz. :D

I just installed 1 and I have a ARB........No problems going on and I use my daughters tools...:p: Hmmmmmm guess you bought some junk covers....:D
 
coloradok5 said:
Other than stock, I guess no one designs diff covers to clear ARB's. :doah:
..no problems with my industrial off road front diff cover. they clear arb lines.:D
But i guess you guys don't trust your diff cover being built by a 13 year old. :wink1: :p:
I heard we're finally gonna get jason drunk this year. those are some purty lips you got there willywanker.. squeel like a pig boy!
 
Ryan B. said:
..no problems with my industrial off road front diff cover. they clear arb lines.:D
But i guess you guys don't trust your diff cover being built by a 13 year old. :wink1: :p:
I heard we're finally gonna get jason drunk this year. those are some purty lips you got there willywanker.. squeel like a pig boy!

Ruh roh... I uninvite all you guys now.
 
moneypit said:
I just installed 1 and I have a ARB........No problems going on and I use my daughters tools...:p: Hmmmmmm guess you bought some junk covers....:D

Ah. Stacy told me that the Do It Herself kit was yours, she has better tools than that.

Hooptiebuilder I think you should claim these guys as dependents on your taxes this year.:p:

BTW
I ain't bringin my own spoonin partner. I am hoping that supersize75k5 comes through with the eye candy.

I am however bringing my own ride along bartender. :D

I vote Willyswanter for the most breakage and Fox for the most hurt Hootus. Moneypit tells me Shawn is a bit rough.
 
miniwally said:
I vote Willyswanter for the most breakage and Fox for the most hurt Hootus. Moneypit tells me Shawn is a bit rough.

:doah:

Thats not good news seeing as how I haven't turned a wrench on my truck since last blazerbash... I've been neglecting some routine maitnence... :rolleyes:
 
willyswanter said:
:doah:

Thats not good news seeing as how I haven't turned a wrench on my truck since last blazerbash... I've been neglecting some routine maitnence... :rolleyes:
How did my Hootus get into this post anyway? :crazy:
 
miniwally said:
Ah. Stacy told me that the Do It Herself kit was yours, she has better tools than that.

Hooptiebuilder I think you should claim these guys as dependents on your taxes this year.:p:

BTW
I ain't bringin my own spoonin partner. I am hoping that supersize75k5 comes through with the eye candy.

I am however bringing my own ride along bartender. :D

I vote Willyswanter for the most breakage and Fox for the most hurt Hootus. Moneypit tells me Shawn is a bit rough.

I vote for willyswhiner too......:p:
 
Holy Cow, I just about launched my lunch on the screen laughing too hard.
You guys have to keep some things in mind about miniwally and the rest of these guys:
They don't put their pants on two legs at once. In fact, sometimes they're lucky if they can put them on at all.

What entertainment could possibly come from "Throttle Down Fox" riding around with "Hurt the Hootus Spickler"?
 
Stephen said:
They don't put their pants on two legs at once. In fact, sometimes they're lucky if they can put them on at all.

You know brothers are alike
Stephen said:
What entertainment could possibly come from "Throttle Down Fox" riding around with "Hurt the Hootus Spickler"?

We had a brief glimpse of this in Montrose. They were so cute together spooning on the trailer at night and looked like a happy couple during the day. It seems as though the Mrs. Fox gave the Mr. his eggs back for the trip and I think Shawn even took his purse out from underneath Foxs' gas peddle a few times. It was cool if you remember.
 
I think we need to make a point of doing a purse check before each obstacle.

I'm wondering if we didn't screw up on Fox's chassis, every time I've watched him it looks like he knows what he's doing. Maybe he'll do something really spectacular this time instead of that pansy tail stand crap.
 
tool check list

Going back a few steps.....WHY does moneypit's daughter have all of the tools at his house? I kinda wondered, but it's getting clearer now......
 
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