I drove my VW beetle home 20 miles using a 10' peice of clothesline ,when the throttle cable snapped one cold night--tied it to the carb lever and out through the louvers above the deck lid,and over to the side mirror on the drivers door..my hand was frozen stiff in about 1 minute,it was 30 degrees out!..but I made it home OK..later when it broke again a year later,I jammed a matchbook in the throttle linkage to keep it wound up about 2500 rpms,I wasn't risking frostbite twice!.
I like the idea of using the chain saw to spin the altenator!..just pray the battery has enough juice left to excite the field so it'll charge!..
One day I was playing off the road in my VW Bug,and it died way out in the woods at the end of a fire road as I was turning around..battery went dead,(6V!--not completely dead,but dead enough so it wouldn't crank over fast enough to get it started..we couldn't push start it since we were in a tight spot,and I had read about a guy jacking his car up and using the lug wrench to spin one wheel with his car in gear ,so I decided why not try it..took us half an hour using the POS VW hack,and it ripped the thing out of the car it went into,but we finally got one tire off the ground--we tried using the lug wrench,but it was futile..in desparation my friend and I both grabbed the tire ,and yanked as hard as we could,with the key "on" and the car in second gear..to our amazement the engine spun over abd fired up!..and we drove it home ,taking care not to STALL it again!..
I later saw another guy use a 1/2" ratchet and a spark plug socket start his VW Bug by turning the generator pulley not quickly with it!...I couldn't belive it started,and he says "yea,it works ,but if the ratchet decided to catch after it started .my arms will get ripped off!..he then showed me another trick--starting it with his BELT,wrapped around the generator pulley,just like an old lawnmower!..it almost looked like the pulley was made that way "just in case"..
You'll do whatever it takes to get home without walking or hiking or sleeping in the woods!..I once had a wire fire under the dash of my '56 Chevy truck one night,and all the wires were burnt ,and it stalled..after I was sure it wasn't going to burn to the ground,I ended up tearing the wires to the stepside tail lights off and ised my lighter to melt off the insulation and wrapped them onto the coil and battery terminal to hot wire it,and I was able to crank it by jumping the solenoid with some keys!..I got home,but no lights!..
One day I came upon a lady broken down on the side of the road--she was crying her eyes out--she'd run out of gas,her gauge didn't work--but another good samaritin went and got her a 5 gallon can of gas--only problem was she had a filler that was under the license plate,and no spout or funnel!..she'd already spilled about half the gas on the ground and on herself ,and was nearly hysterical..she kept saying "I should light my lighter!..I was like NOOOOO!..I looked everywhere in my truck and her car,and saw nothing that would work to get the gas in her tank..
Then I remembered I had bought some magazines the day before,and they were in my console!!--I grabbed one and rolled it up into a cylinder,and got the rset of the gas in her tank,then followed her to a gas station..I never did get to read that magazine..it was a "Hot Rod" magazine!...
I try to keep duct tape,zip ties and J-B "waterweld" putty in my vehicles now..the J-B stuff is all thats keeping the oil in my K2500's rotted oil pan since January of .08!..--oh yeah,aluminum foil is handy too,great to wrap around leaky hoses,then cover with duct tape..I avoided blowing a TH400 when my tranny lines developed rot holes when plowing one snowy night ising that trick!..