road rage wreck-kinda long and crazy

[afroman006]

That is one thing I miss about my suburban. It had 9" of lift total and was a prety sharpe looking truck over all, not what I would consider a beater. I am by no means an aggresive driver, but when dingleberries on the road piss me off my favorite maneuver is the lane drift. So your cruising along, minding your own business and car/minipickup/whatever pulls up next to you and begins acting like you raped his mother or something. Nonchalantly look, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, START LAUGHING. THIS PISSES EVERY DICKHEAD MOTORIST ALIVE OFF MORE THAN KEYING THEIR CAR. Point at them while you are laughing too. If you have passengers, tell them to start laughing. I cant tell you why but this seriously gets under the skin of assholes. Next, if they still stick around, start drifting into their lane. I'm not talking about an aggresive swerve at them, I'm talking about a gental drift that they at first dont notice, but when they look over and see a 6' long nerf bar in their window they get the idea. Bluff a couple of times if you're in a good mood. If you're not, dont bluff. This takes lots of balls though, as well as determination and a level spitefulness most people just dont have.

In case you are wondering, I am 19 and have taken defensive driving 3 times

 

[mudman83]

I have a tired 6.2 with probably retarded timing(I am building a new engine so I don't want to waste money fixing this one), burns its fair share of oil, and a has 4911 injection pump. When people tailgate me I floor it. All you can see is smoke and I don't go much faster with my engine. Needless to say, the problem is solved they usually back way off or change lanes. I just laugh when they give me funny looks. I guess they don't understand the biodiesel stickers and large amount of smoke. It works even better at night when it is a much thicker cloud through the headlights. That is just one reason I love my diesel.

 

[Rhinopkc]

I have to agree with using laughter as a weapon. I had a jackass cut me off 3 times in under a half a mile while he was trying to weave through traffic. When He ended up next to me at a light I was laughing at what a jack off he was, so he rolled down his window and told asked me if I had a problem. I told him no, I found his stupidity quite entertaining. This really pissed him off and he started shouting all kinds of obscenities at me and I may or may not have said a few things to egg him on, but when the light turned he took off and tried to run me off the road. Now I'm not amused anymore and when I end up next to him at the next light, he tells me he's going to beat my ass so I invite him to pull over for a friendly chat. Instead of accepting my invitation, he pulls out a knife and starts waiving it at me. I don't think he got the response he was expecting, because he s**t his pants when I jumped through his window and took his knife. The only words he could muster were "oh f**k!" as he ran the red light to get away! I love California drivers!

 

[diesel4me]

Me Too!...

I have a tired 6.2 with probably retarded timing(I am building a new engine so I don't want to waste money fixing this one), burns its fair share of oil, and a has 4911 injection pump. When people tailgate me I floor it. All you can see is smoke and I don't go much faster with my engine. Needless to say, the problem is solved they usually back way off or change lanes. I just laugh when they give me funny looks. I guess they don't understand the biodiesel stickers and large amount of smoke. It works even better at night when it is a much thicker cloud through the headlights. That is just one reason I love my diesel.

You took the post right out of my mouth!.... .I do the same thing when I'm in my 82 K20 with the 6.2!..did it in my VW Jetta diesel too..yes,suffocating the tailgaters is great revenge!...