So if the ricers put ginormous psuedo-Japanese characters on their hoods...

[AJMBLAZER]

My favorites are the guys and gals up here who seem to be calling out for our sympathy by putting their craptastic vehicle's model name on the windshield in some english script:

"IMPALA" (nope, not a RWD one)
"GRAND AM"
"GRAND PRIX"
"MALIBU"
"MONTE CARLO"
"FOCUS"
etc etc etc

 

[muddermilitia]

My favorite was on a Cummins.

Why Stroke it when you could Ram it?

"I'd rather be cummin then strokin"

"If the smoke aint black, take it back"

 

[mrdrinksalil]

how about "someday you'll grow up and quit strokin and start a Cummins."

 

[Cowboy_80]

Or you could just do what I do and cover the side windows with racing part stickers like JEGS, Autometer, etc....

Increases horsepower. That's why you can buy just the stickers on ebay instead of the actual parts.

 

[dremu]

Increases horsepower. That's why you can buy just the stickers on ebay instead of the actual parts.

Yeah, and instead of adding the horsepower like you do for parts, you *multiply* it for stickers. So you figure those guys with 50 stickers must have like 9000hp.

-- A