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K85 Octane

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Ok, got a friend flying into Denver from Dallas, then driving over the hill to Moab. He's making a week out of it. So, he is either renting a 2wd CC truck or a car for this trip. If he rents the car, he might do a jeep rental in Moab.

Here is the question.

This guy is a newbie. Beyond newbie. Imagine giving the keys of a Jeep to H Clinton and saying "go ahead".
So whether he has a 2wd truck or rental Jeep, trails like Hell's Revenge is NOT on the list. I know a 2wd could manage Hell's, but not this driver. Also, he will have his younger brother I believe, who is also a total noob.

I'm guessing he will join me for a couple trails and scout around Moab the rest of the time.
 
This going to be for BB16 or am I going to miss this fun?
 
Seriously though.

Chicken Corners. Maybe fins and things. If they dont poop, negotiate from there.
 
hahahahahahahaha

I would take him on that and probably Hell's. That should hold him over for a couple years.
He will not be doing Pritchett with me though. Too much to go wrong and I can't have a 420# passenger for that stuff LMFAO
 
K85 Octane said:
hahahahahahahaha

I would take him on that and probably Hell's. That should hold him over for a couple years.
He will not be doing Pritchett with me though. Too much to go wrong and I can't have a 420# passenger for that stuff LMFAO
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Just to clarify,

420 has the munchies

Or

420 already ate the munchies?
 
So is the ralf and rip story in your thread?
The cliff note versions left something to be desired...
 
hahahaha

Ok, so I tried to climb something and got tippy, which happens all the time on this obstacle. Dude was cool all day till then. Freaked the hell out and grabbed at my factory center console. Being a big guy, it was pretty easy to rip the thing out of the floor. Now I have no center console LOL.

Took him, his brother, and another friend out. Those two had McD for breakfast. This is important.
I did a little wheeling, breaking them all in easy. Then attempted to climb up a dirt hill. Each time I got traction, the passenger side front wheel wanted to climb to the sky because the ruts I was in. I tried walking it to the side of each rut, tried getting the front end to settle, so it was up and down in the air a few times. Failed the climb. Drove away and headed for another favorite spot. Got to it and I hear..... "I don't feel so good"......

GRAB THE McD BAG!!!!!!
Kid chucked into the bag.
I unloaded everyone except my friend.
Drove over to the side to bury the bag.
Friend goes to pick it up off the floorboard, it rips cause it's wet, and spills on my floor and his lap HAHAHAHAHA
 
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