The ALL-NEW Chevrolet Wooly Mamoth

[Slayer]

<font color=red>In response to Ferd building the "Explosion", and taking away the title of largest truck (I still hate the term SUV), Chevy has decided to release the new Wooly Mamoth.
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This truck will be so huge, that it will come with a Geo bolted to the rear, like the dingy on a sailboat. You'll have to find outlaying parking at the mall, drop the dingy and drive in to the closer parking stalls.

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Of course this is just a rumor..............................................
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[Greenblazer-AZ]

LOL... I just found out that here in Arizona my K5 is leagally classified as a station wagon, SUV seems less goofy than that. Do you think the new Mammoth will come with a fourth row seat or will it be an option?

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[DesertDueler]

The advantage to the station wagon thing is station wagons arent required to have mud flaps

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[Greenblazer-AZ]

Yeah I know, isn't that soo cool. Mud flaps are not something I'd want on my K5.

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[ChevyCaGal]

But most states have lift laws for cars... so be careful there if you ever got stopped by a cop for that. He might let the flaps slip but nail ya on the lift.....

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[solowookie]

ok Steph, that little fat guys dancing is disgusting!!!

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[Greenblazer-AZ]

Arizona's laws are so lax you can register rock buggys without fenders, sand rails, ATVs, Dirt bikes, ect. As far as I know we can lift as high as we want, but if you have a truck you need mud flaps.

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[ChevyCaGal]

It's Chris Farley... get with it man!

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[solowookie]

Farly or no Farly, man thats sick... (reminds me of what I look like with my shirt off...

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[Esteban86K5]

Farly? I thought you got ahold of my wedding night video?

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[Slayer]

<font color=blue>I'm thinking that the 4th row seat will definitely be an option.

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<font color=red>What I'm wondering now is whether you'll need dual registration and licensing?

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I figure that since the dingy's part of the boat, maybe the geo can go the same route.
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But then how will the super secret mall nazi's be able to cite the dingy for parking violations?

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[Chaz316]

So have you seen the new F**d SUV?

Its called the F**d Explitive.

Cause its so freaking big.

Chris Farley? From SNL. Chippendales try out with Patrick Swayze. Man thats old....

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[TwoCrowsDesign]

Geez, after reading all these posts I have this insane mental picture inclusive of a naked Chris Farley, mud flaps and a mall parking lot! Whoa, I gotta stop eating the questionable leftovers ;-)



John

 

[Slayer]

<font color=green>Heard that F**D was working on an even bigger SUV, called the Exhausted...........................</font color=green>

<font color=red>Also found out that the new Chevy Wooly Mammoth will require quadruple registration, as each corner weighs more than the attached Geo dingy.......................
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[chevyfumes]

LMFAO you guy's are killin me....

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