Thunder
3/4 ton status
Re:Beating a Dead Horse
When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
But sometimes the are factors that require other strategies.
Here are some points to ponder.............
Buy a heavier whip
Change riders
Threaten the horse with termination
Appoint a committee to study the horse
Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses
Appoint a project team to re-animate the dead horse
Create training to increase the rider's load share
Change the form to read: "This horse is not dead."
Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse
Harness several dead horses together for increased speed
Increase funding to help the horses performance
Do a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity
Purchase an after-market product to make dead horses run faster
Declare that a dead horse has lower overhead and therefore performs better
Form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses
Rewrite the performance requirements for horses
Hire a consulting firm to perform a strategic study of best practices in continuous improvement in utilizing dead horses
Promote the dead horse to supervisory position
When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
But sometimes the are factors that require other strategies.
Here are some points to ponder.............
Buy a heavier whip
Change riders
Threaten the horse with termination
Appoint a committee to study the horse
Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses
Appoint a project team to re-animate the dead horse
Create training to increase the rider's load share
Change the form to read: "This horse is not dead."
Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse
Harness several dead horses together for increased speed
Increase funding to help the horses performance
Do a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity
Purchase an after-market product to make dead horses run faster
Declare that a dead horse has lower overhead and therefore performs better
Form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses
Rewrite the performance requirements for horses
Hire a consulting firm to perform a strategic study of best practices in continuous improvement in utilizing dead horses
Promote the dead horse to supervisory position
