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Want that Offroader look?

Well I will take it a step farther ,if anybody is considering buying this product I am willing to help you out :D ... Give me your vehicle for a couple hours and I will bring it back with 100% American grade A mud FREE of charge :haha:
 
Man, my brother's Celica had more aggressive tires than that rover.

Should be a big hit with the high school kids in my town that think off-roading is splashing through mud puddles at the local construction site. :smirk:
 
Another RONCO product I bet...

Gee--is there ANYTHING you cant buy in the USA???--Spray On Mud??--I wonder how many people need it?..I bet phones are ringing off the hook!..

Now if I could only find some spray on MANURE!!--then I could make everyone think I work on a farm,or own horses!.... :thinking: apply liberally to my boots --I could fool all the cowgirls,and fit right in at the 4H club meetings... :crazy:
 
good lord, if anyone ever sees something that dumb on my rig remind me that I need to kick my own a$$. :crazy:

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for that authentic off road look????

how about -

for the pu**y who wont take their POS thru real dirt.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
 
for that real offroad look... I give people "mud donations" going down the road after playing in the mud; great way to avoid tailgaters... they get a few feet from my bumper, the ::plop:: chunk of mud hits their windshield. Bye bye tailgater :)
 
This is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while, and why the hell wouldnt you just go dig up some dirt in the back yard and use it to make mud for your car instead of paying for it in a bottle? :rotfl:
 
actually, that's an English product. Why else would it be listed for sale in British pounds?
After all there are two UK flags on that page. Odd Brits...
 
Think it's a semi-legal way to hide your tag from all those camera's. :wink1:
 
Note that it's "A British thing, you wouldn't understand".

Maybe Southernspeed will let us know what ther hell is going on around that island! Hell it rains enough there, should be able ti find some mud if you want it...
 
I used some of that a couple weekends ago...

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Maby it's endorsed by JEEP.... you know, the color chosing commercial.... :grin:
 
no wonder it comes in a toilet cleaner bottle..... :dunno:

and if its not to obscure your plates whey are the other links to their sites about speed camera traps??? :shame:

hell lil flat black did it for me...
 
:blush: This is VERY embarressing! Virtually all Disco's and freelanders over here are used by people who think that 'off roading' is parking with 2 wheels up on the grass verge. 4x4's are a bit of a 'fashion' thing over here and it p*sses me off big time. There's a Su**ki down the road from me with big tyres, nerf bars, bull bars, winch, snorkle.....and imacculate paintwork! :mad:
They wouldn't know a D60 if it dropped on there head. If they've got a tow strap in the back it's only 'cause they use it to tie the dog up on picknicks in the park!

I hereby OFFICIALLY distance myself from these people and wish it to be known that I AM NOT ONE OF THEM just because I'm British!! :grin: :grin:
Where can I get that stuff from??...... :D
 
For Sale: Pretend spray on water to wash off pretend mud. Visa's accepted, Come in emailable file in a matter of minutes...... :whistle:
 
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