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I've seen guys weld broken stuff with nothing more than a good heavy duty pair of jumper cables and a battery or two many times off road,or in a place where electricity wasn't available...
I did a google search and looking under "homemade generators",I found several websites that show how to mount an altenator to a mower engine for use as a generator,by using an inverter to convert the 12V to 110V AC!...also saw one guy's home built welder,using a mopar 100 amp altenator mounted on his riding mower's engine-(a ride on welder!

)-and he used the mower engines altenator to supply the "excitation" for the field in the mopar altenator...It showed some of the welds he did,they look very impressive!--they say the altenator welders work so well because they produce a high frequency current similar to TIG machines,rather than just melting stuff together with brute amperage...
I have my doubts as to how long the altenators will last though...if you can blow the diodes by shorting a positive cable to ground in your vehicle,isn't trying to weld with it doing the same thing??...Some of the home brew rigs used heavy duty rectifiers instead of the stock diode trio..I can see that working,but just using a stock altenator,it must not last very long...
The same site shows how to make common induction motors off washing machines into generators!--all you have to do is add some capacitors,run the motor slightly faster than its rated speed with a gas engine,and you can get 110V AC from the cord you normally plug into the outlet!..
