you got the balls?

[Desert Rat]

I'd say to the GF thank you very much, then run on over to the trailer park, sell them for twice what she paid for them, and buy her something she likes back. You won't have to have them on your truck, and she will be appreciative, if you get my drift...nudge nudge, nod a wink.....

 

[Thunder]

I hope your GF did not give you a set of "Blue Balls"

 

[GM4wheeling]

 

[rwright07]

They're pretty popular around here. Its the redneck version of fuzzy dice.

exactly right. i think they are retarded, they promote the stereotype of the dumbass redneck who happens to drive a vehicle similar to mine, for the same reason these people put the fake balls on thier trucks "cuz that thar looks badass huh tom". they are in a race to out redneck each other, just like country "artists" are today. no thanks, keep them, i wont ever put that sh*t on my vehicle.

but seeing as your GF gave them to you, accidently lose them? you may take some heat but it will be better for all of us in the long run

 

[GM4wheeling]

just putem on and let her see them... then take them off at work and tell her the damn things fell off

 

[Blue85]

Here is why I say no:

1) Saying "look, my truck has balls" was probably a riot the first time, but that was at least a decade ago. Everybody has already seen this gag, so it's no funnier than the fake hand sticking out of the trunk or the cat suction-cupped to the inside of the window.
2) What do you want people to say to their little kids who ask what that thing is swinging under your truck? It's just poor taste.
3) I don't know anybody who takes a vehicle or a driver seriously when they have these.

 

[cbbr]

That cat thing was actually once funny.

 

[cuervo]

I would never hang them on anything. Partly because a lot of people put them crap and mostly because I think they are ghey. I don't want to look at balls.