Best Fourwheeling one liners...Please add your best

[aychdee]

"If it was that important, it wouldn't of fallen off!"

 

[aychdee]

Here, put this on. What's about to happen is gonna hurt

 

[Burbdood 74]

"I'm not stuck, I just decided that this is base camp!"

"You're the only one I know who thinks of using a truck as a shovel"

"Usually when a truck is buried this deep, the only thing left to do is get a headstone"


All used when a friend of mine buried his truck in mud in the middle of the 40 mile desert in August.

 

[Randy92782]

Going through the river this weekend...

"Man your truck should really have a snorkel."

"you own a chevy. not a boat"

 

[BGKYK5]

Hmmm, I haven't seen that break before.

 

[4-play]

Hold on! I'm gonna let er buck...

 

[speedfreekk]

Fat chicks welcome- it's a 1-ton.

 

[moneypit]

I used to be a "pussie" once too ya know....