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Best Fourwheeling one liners...Please add your best

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Yes thats MY 4x4 truck, and NO I won't help you move /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif

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I helped move a couch and a bed today /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif....thats funny.
 
" yeah man, you got that. no problem" --From a spotter

"dont worry it looks better like this anyway."

ok, so we only have 4 hours till you gotta be back?"

My fav-
"your mom"
 
what a great idea. our personal ones:

"FIRI!!!" (f**k-it-run-it!)

"that aint naatin" (said with an old VT'er accent)

"you'll have that..."

"my other vehicle is an organic hemp solar-powered hovercraft" /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
(bumpersticker on my 7" c-channel)

and one I wont lay claim to:
"there's no replacement for displacement"
 
Maybe swapping in a 20 gallon gas tank at the same time I put in the 454 wasn't the best plan. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif

Just go faster.

PUNCH IT! YOU"LL MAKE IT! /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif

Micah - "OK, now get out of this."

"Wow thats a nice paint job." - random person "thanks it cost $300" /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Can I return this...ya I used it a little.

How many people with 4WD do you know? /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
 
drive it like you stole it!
You should have had a bigger run.
"my truck could do that in 2 wheel drive" as he gets out of his dads stock ford. "but it's not ready yet"
this is the best I just got a bumper sticker that say's

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lezbians /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
 
I had this one made at the mall ! gets some good laughs

Pretty Trucks Suck

the F250 45,000 doller never see offroad except for the parking lot at Abercrombie & Fitch dorks hate it though ! lol
 
from when i almost rolled the sub: "SOb Son David stop SOB let let ME sob OUT I I i i cant OPEN THE DOOR sob sob sob"
"ITs ok christina its ok were in a suburban"
 
Sitting in a gas station and a guy with a real nice discoed F150 says to to his friend, "Ya it's nice for a Chevy." I reply, "Ya, you too. You ever go offroad with that?" He says, "Ya! I will take it anywhere you go." I said, "Well you can follow me, but I promise you, You will not make it!!"

And another one from our club: "Watch out for that rock!!", while in the middle of a rock garden. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
 
When in doubt gas r out hit it full chicken!!!!


Yeah I got that jeep thang AND IT ITCHES!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

pass me a horn!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif(aka beer)
 
"Bronco, Ford" - on a parking ticket with my license plate number on it (I only had a rear plate on at the time - screwed to the tailgate right below the 5' wide, bright white on dark blue "CHEVROLET"...) /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
 
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"Bronco, Ford" - on a parking ticket with my license plate number on it (I only had a rear plate on at the time - screwed to the tailgate right below the 5' wide, bright white on dark blue "CHEVROLET"...) /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

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so did you get out of it?
 
this buddy "who wishes to remain anonymous" (hes on this board) was sitting in his house and hears a knock at the door. opens the door and its the mormans on bikes and white shirts/dress clothes perorming thier religious duties. they preach a few and ask can they help/come in. my buddy says no thanks and one of them says "thats a pretty cool truck!, thats neat you lifted and converted it to 2wd?!"
my buddy didnt have a front driveshaft!
 
actually i just had this said to me on saturday. i pulled up to the gas station ,lady at the counter looked at me and said "if you pulled up to my house with that i would surrender" i have an olive drab colored k5 so.... and as i was leavin she yelled out " and stay away from my daughters!" never seeen the lady before or her daughters hmmmmmmmm
 
Bumper sticker. Bright yellow and large. Made by a friend and put on anothers lifted Trail Burb. Says "When I grow up, I want to be a jeep"
 
<my buddy justin> Dude slow down, hes stopped!

<me after locking up the brakes> This is gonna hurt...

<justin> umm, dude, TURN!!! <CRUNCH!!!>

<me> oh, that wasn't that bad.

<buddies 92 escort rolls forward, trunk smashed up into rear window>

<me> wow, pops is gonna love this one.

This happend the second day i had my k5 with new brakes on a wet road. I totalled out his escort and merely tweaked my front bumper and put a crease in it. I love k5s!!
 
Good judgement comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
 
My tires were chewin' up the trail like a fat man cheatin' on a diet

Stuck.. I aint stuck, this mudhole is just a treadmill for my truck
 
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