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Best Fourwheeling one liners...Please add your best

"Can I make it...Drey this is a 99 F-250..."my buddy before buring his truck in a snow bank on a dirt road last spring. nothing like getting stuck in a snow bank, when it was warm enough that day to let the mudd thaw out, and then it was getting dark too...a hour and about 20 attempts to pull with my buddys Ram sport and my GMC we got him out:D
 
"One more time" (Usually a true statement, unless you don't get stuck)

"We're done" (Usually a true statement when it really is your one last time; see previous line)

"I stepped on the gas and the front end came off the ground" (A local well-known exaggerator named Tiny)

"Where are we?"

"You can do whatever you want to; Just don't get me involved" (Me)

"Looks like most of his power is on the drivers side" (My cousin who wasn't too bright)

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" (Me- usually said when I don't)

"Yeah, you can make it"... "Quick, get the video camera"

"Go over there"

"Do you want the good news or the bad news?"

"If your Suburban could, it would leave you"

"Looks like your spending the night"
 
"I was gonna put the bigger heads on er but i dont know if itll fit back under the hood?"
"Its got those elderbroks aluminum headers (really means heads) "
"that thing had somes balls when he nailed her down in 4-low she jumped off all fours.
To the girls in the other truck "she cant wrestle but u should sure see her box."
"If it aint broke dont fix it "
"Low riders are for guys who cant get it up"
"The one who dies with the most toys wins"
"Get in sit down shut up and hold on"
"
Get er done"
Honey what do you want for christmas? "Ah not much just some new tires, a crate motor and some springs!"
 
one liners

"you gonna eat that??"-(usually asked when the last bite slides down your throat)

"That will buff right out"
"No Fear"==No Brains!
"Its never too late to have a happy childhood"
"you drive like a girl--one hand on the phone,the other holding a coffee!"
"do you think that matters??"(genius asked me this when his water pump bearing blew,and was gushing coolant out and fan was scraping the radiator!)
"My mommy bought it for me!" (bumper sticker on a shiny new mustang gt,driven by an 17 year old)
"You call that a truck! HA Ha Ha Ha!"
"we wouldnt be stuck here if we were in a blazer"(overheard at a sand pit,from a angry wife in a jeep)
"If tits were brains,she'd be einstieins sister!"
"Jesus saves--but no one knows what bank!"
"if A-holes were airplanes,this place would be an airport"
"gee,I wonder if my husband will notice"(lady at the mall involved in a minor collision that folded her fender back so far it wouldnt steer!):grin:
 
""My mommy bought it for me!" (bumper sticker on a shiny new mustang gt,driven by an 17 year old)"

thats funny, i had a sticker that said that on the back of a 1970 shortbed i had, the trusck was rusted to **** and was really loud. totaly stock. i acually bought it for 200 bucks.
 
"giggle, giggle, giggle, I'll fix it later....."

MISF driving off after discovering his newly attached ladder bars were clamped over the rear brake lines.
 
"Your Bronco is sweet"

"Built to go......not for show!"

"Your rig won't fit through there, you might get some body damage"
(have you looked at my truck before:rotfl: :yikes: , don't think it's a problem)

"Chicks dig boys with full size toys"

"Chicks dig body damage"

"Is he locked up? He ain't gonna make it through there......"
 
NOS is like a hot chick with STD's, you know you wanna hit it but you're afraid of the consequences!!!!
 
diesel4me said:
Bumper Sticker on a lifted K5:"If you cant stop in time,smile as you go under"
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AWESOME!!

Here's a conversation between me and my dad, MANY moons ago, in his old '77 K5 (me driving, at age 7 or 8):

Me: Dad... dad, there's a tree. What do I do?
Dad: Hit the gas!!

Me: Ummm... dad. We're stuck. What do I do? (with the front wheels of the K5 two feet off the ground)
Dad: Back up and hit it again!!

*sigh* I sure miss that guy. :frown1:
 
"just one more trail" usually said just before getting dark, and then 3-4 hours later we are heading home , after being stuck or broke for the last 2 hours.

' I know a short cut " said while knowing that there is a short cut over there,and its 20 minutes home, and we take this trail because its 2 hours home.
 
saw a few more in traffic!

Bumper stickers:

"I wonder if you'd drive any better if that cell phone was up your A$$":D

"Save Sugar--Eat Your Honey":p:

"Dont Honk--I'm pedaling as fast as I can"(on a Geo Metro!:grin: )

"Not So Close--I Dont Even Know You!":o

"I Drive Like Old People F---,Slow and Sloppy":blush:

I think the best one I saw was one of those diagonal yellow signs,like the "Baby On Board" ones,that said:

"Danger--Grouchy Old Fart On Board!":D

Merry Christmas to all!!:xmas: :xmas: :xmas: :xmas: :xmas:
 
Just a few of my favorites:

"That's an ATV trail... Your truck will never fit down there..."

"I doubt you'd have to watch very hard or very long to see Paul do something crazy."

Front seat passenger said to rear seat passenger: "I changed my mind Jeremy, I want to sit in the back so I can't see where we're going!"
 
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