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Best Fourwheeling one liners...Please add your best

One I used years ago, caused serious damage...
"Hell piece'a cake! Let's try it faster!"
 
A Friend of mine was showing me how to use a welder for the first time over summer (thanks 1badv10) anyway I was like yeh yeh I know what I am doing hehe..........yeh right.


" Sh1t thats bright"

Can you guess what I didnt do :o (Accidently forgot to put the visor down) hehe ooops, I was seeing blue for a while..


Another brilliant one was my first time taking my truck out and I was riding with my buddy's cousin anyway we are going up a steep rock hill and I hear the truck Creaking and making a noise like metal twisting,

" me: whats that noise" mikey: " thats your sheetmetal" (priceless look on my face according to him)
 
3 from my wife:

Phone rings, "I got the truck stuck...with 2 pregnant women in it."

"Just go really fast" As i attempt a 40" 3 foot deep(i thought) mud hole.

"It started making a wierd noise" I look and see the Pass u-bolt broken in half and bolt housing bolts missing(D60 front)
 
Would you like the extra insurance mister (name here)?



Yes, because you have a Ford Fairlane that is about to see more airtime then a skateboard at the Xgames.
 
Ten years ago.
My bother and I watched some lifted late model pick-up having difficulty climbing a sand dune at Pismo. I pull up the base of the hill in my 73 blazer with a 383 and gun it and climb the hill effortlessly. I let my bother drive and the same time happen. He then pulls up next to guy driving the late model and he said,
"Nice Blazer."
Made our day because that 73 was one rusted piece of ****. Hauled ass though.:rotfl::D God, I should have never parted that thing out.
 
"your truck came make it up(down,over,thru) that.... easy!" My dad ,who has never owned a 4x4 in his life. i hear it all the time, and its always after i've said its too dangerous. last time he said it after i've just finished telling him i've tried that obstacle before and almost rolled the truck.
 
This is one very old post, Drey has been doing some digging.

My favorite from my Dad:

4x4's have three speed transfer cases:
2wd to get you as far as it can
4hi to get you further than 2wd
4lo to get you out of the places you never should have been!
 
I remember the first time I went trail riding in my toyota.

My friend: "Hey watch out for that tree"

Me: GAS "What tree???"

Tree: BANG

Me: "O that tree"
 
How about "keep moving, I'll tell you if you roll"
 
"Man, I think you could have made it, if it wouldn't have been for that hole, rock, root, tree, rut, ditch, or cliff."

"Try it one more time."

"Oh, I can get you out of that!"

"Never went this way before?!?!"

"What was that!?"

"It's not that bad, I've made it in 2wd before."

"You might make it if....... Oops"
 
38377k5 said:
Code 14 = rear diff hung up on a rock

We hear that one a lot :haha:
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I heard that one a lot this last weekend.

"Are you sure"

"Wait till the smoke clears"

"Lost ur cat... Try looking under my tires"

"get out"

"I LOVE BOOBIES"

"OUCH"

"Giver er the Onion"

"Go man GO"...Stop Stoppp"

"Reverse"

"Thanx for killing the Bugs with you 2stroke Detroit"
 
I have had this conversation twice while riding with a friend. Last time was last weekend.

me--" Was that the driveshaft again???"
Him--" I think it was the steering"
me--"Damn broke the steering knuckle again!!!"

All this while at the bottom of a ravine in the 2 foot deep mud creek.
 
Talking about the mud hole "That spot is so bad, you could bog a helicopter down in it"

The truck with the biggest tires has the right of way

Talking about my truck "That thing is uglier than $hit onna barn door"

If your gonna be stupid you better be tough
 
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