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Best Fourwheeling one liners...Please add your best
- Thread starter gzzgfw
- Start date
"This trucks needs 4wheel drive like a hard on."
BlackBourbon
1/2 ton status
Dad after last door meets tree senario....
"That'll pop right out"
"That'll pop right out"
75GmcJimmy4x4
1/2 ton status
or " eh it'll buff out "
jeff_buob
Registered Member
my old man: i thought this will go any where i cant even go for a ride with out it breaking
me: its a lifted truck not your camaro
me: its a lifted truck not your camaro
trikstark5
1/2 ton status
"Did you hear that?"
"We are stuck in East BumbleF*** PA?"
"Who is going to find us out here?"
"Does your phone have reception?"
"We are stuck in East BumbleF*** PA?"
"Who is going to find us out here?"
"Does your phone have reception?"
original balzer
1/2 ton status
As I drove down the hiway at 80 mph
"wrrrrrrrrr wrrrrrrrrrr clunk clang bang wrrrrrrrr wrrrrrrrr. repeat"
Girlfriend "whats that sound?"
me "its custom"
girlfriend "it sounds terrible"
me "wait until you hear the other sound"
girlfriend "it makes more than one sound?"
Me "I told you its custom"
girlfriend "next time can we take my car it doesnt make sounds"
me "no stock sucks Id be embarrased"
After that day every time someone asked me a question about the truck she would pop in with "Its custom"
"wrrrrrrrrr wrrrrrrrrrr clunk clang bang wrrrrrrrr wrrrrrrrr. repeat"
Girlfriend "whats that sound?"
me "its custom"
girlfriend "it sounds terrible"
me "wait until you hear the other sound"
girlfriend "it makes more than one sound?"
Me "I told you its custom"
girlfriend "next time can we take my car it doesnt make sounds"
me "no stock sucks Id be embarrased"
After that day every time someone asked me a question about the truck she would pop in with "Its custom"
its a throttle..not an on/off switch
wfo163
1/2 ton status
"Hummer... Purpose Built"
I guess their purpose is to get high centered on the John Bull trail and hold up the chevy drivin', drunkin', hillbilly crowd!
I guess their purpose is to get high centered on the John Bull trail and hold up the chevy drivin', drunkin', hillbilly crowd!
3 on the tree
1/2 ton status
If it has t1ts, or tires, sooner or later, its gonna cost you money!
You must be driving a different truck than me. My suburban definitely has an on/off switch.
the rears welded,we will be fine.
2 minutes later we were stuck in 2wd with no front drive shaft lol
told him not to go into the snow
2 minutes later we were stuck in 2wd with no front drive shaft lol
told him not to go into the snow
Disciples Performance
1/2 ton status
"if you need a winch you shouldnt be there" my father
"Pin it to win it" Travis Pastrana Nitro Circus
"Pin it to win it" Travis Pastrana Nitro Circus
Randy92782
1 ton status
"I've taken my truck through it. You should be alright"
"It wasn't that deep last time"
"Just hold it to the floor and cut the wheels"
"Am i gonna hit that tree??"
"Nah you're good"
*crunch*
"yeah i was wrong"
"You have 33's not tractor tires"
"what exactly went through yor mind on that one"
"about 12 beers"
^^^ my favorite
"It wasn't that deep last time"
"Just hold it to the floor and cut the wheels"
"Am i gonna hit that tree??"
"Nah you're good"
*crunch*
"yeah i was wrong"
"You have 33's not tractor tires"
"what exactly went through yor mind on that one"
"about 12 beers"
^^^ my favoritejerseyboysk5
Registered Member
"lift your truck, cause fat chicks cant jump" by some very wise old man
badmix
1/2 ton status
The one I hear all the time
"Hows your Bronco doing?"
"Hows your Bronco doing?"
Randy92782
1 ton status
Along the same lines. I made a couple bumper stickers with this on it after i hear someone say it.
"Lowriders are for guys who can't get it up"
wfo163
1/2 ton status
"What, you think your old trucks are just gonna fly up that?"
- High Centered H3 Driver
"Fullsize vehicles were never meant to actually go off-road"
- Every Heep Wheeler in the Northwest
- High Centered H3 Driver
"Fullsize vehicles were never meant to actually go off-road"
- Every Heep Wheeler in the Northwest
