Best Fourwheeling one liners...Please add your best

[BlazerGuy]

"But dad, I'm too wide to fit through there!" - Some fatass in a jeep at EJS. It was a family feud... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[HarryH3]

"That truck doesn't have enough power to pull a greased string out of a cats a$$" /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

"You don't need a speedometer for that POS. A sundial will work just fine." /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

"That mud is so nasty that the shadows of airplanes flying over get stuck in it." /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

 

[boggerless]

IS THAT A 4x4??? a dip sh!t asking me about a truck with a six inch lift and three inch body lift plus 40in tires. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif my old truck

 

[konfederitk5]

Lesson for the people in the shiny nice stuff. "Function before style son, it don't matter how it looks if it don't F****** run worth a S***!" /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

Also as I learned from my father- "Old age and treachery always overcome youth and skill." /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif

Figured out myself- "To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid." In my case and possibly many others though, I'll be old and stupid. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif

 

[big jimmy 91]

uh,oh oh [darn] , oh [darn] , OH [DARN] , (CRUNCH) , damn thats gonna cost me

 

[fwdjunky]

From my Ex right after snapping a shaft in a rear dana 60:

BANG!........."Is it supposed to sound like that?"

 

[joez]

Tom:"I think you will fit"
Me:VROOOOOM ** CRUNCH **
Sponge(a jeeper):"I hope you didnt plan on opening that door again"
Me:"It quit opening 2 weeks ago"

(Pause)

Me:"im gonna back up and try it again, this time to the left a little"

Me:VROOOOOOM *** CRUNCH ***
Some guy: "Too far left!!"

 

[84_Chevy_K10]

My girlfriend after seeing under the hood of my truck for the first time:

"Isn't there supposed to be, uh, more stuff in there?"

 

[jjlaughner]

[ QUOTE ]

"Use your strap, I dont want to get mine dirty."

"That snorkel might have been a good idea."

"Where's my spotter?"

"Pile up those rocks....."

[/ QUOTE ]

/forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif I've said everyone of those in the past two weeks /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

 

[sled_dog]

[ QUOTE ]
My girlfriend after seeing under the hood of my truck for the first time:

"Isn't there supposed to be, uh, more stuff in there?"

[/ QUOTE ] not a chance /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
there is always the old standby that I'm sure is in someones sig line here
"chrome don't get you home"

 

[unick]

Hey watch out for that .... Hey you just broke your tail light /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

 

[Jays Beast]

posser " Why didn't you get insurance to fix the dent"

Me " It adds character to the truck and there is more to come /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif "

posser " I don't understand" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

 

[az-k5]

"If your friends don't rock krawl... Get new friends" <- FWP's bumper sticker
"Chicks dig dents"

 

[79Beast]

What I get most is stories about how either the person I'm talking to or someone they know or are related to used to have a truck "just like that".

Example: "I used to have a truck just like that, It would go anywhere."

I also hear "I bet you never get stuck" To which I reply: "I can get anything stuck"

 

[88K5Jimmy]

Girls say "I wanna see your big black Jimmy" /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif

 

[Stephen]

That should leave you quivering like a crack wh*re when you're done.

You get your purse stuck under the gas pedal?

You're going to have to use some Git Awn It.

My brother had a scout just like that and it would go anywhere.

pretty sparks.... (a night wheeling exclusive)

If I didn't have that front axle and rear axle in the way I'd have all kinds of clearance.

 

[4xcrazy]

I usually get a few laughs out of people when we go wheelin and i go through the bushes/trees/plant life and a big long loud screech goes down the side of the truck,,,,

"SCRRRRREEEEECH" /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif "OOOOOOOO,,,,That's gonna leave a mark" /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

 

[stock93]

"My brother used to have a ford like yours"
"Be careful I think its loaded and the safety is off"
"Dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer"
"I'm a better driver when I'm drunk"

Not quiet a 4x4 one liner but a sticker on the back window of my truck put on by the previous owner:"No Fat Chicks, Truck Will Scrape."

John

 

[unick]

get a lift fat chicks cant jump. I have that om my back window. I catch people laughing at it all the time.

Nick

 

[the cork]

[ QUOTE ]
Lesson for the people in the shiny nice stuff. "Function before style son, it don't matter how it looks if it don't F****** run worth a S***!" /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif




why cant a truck have both ??
are you saying willyswanters truck will run better after the its all rusted out?? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif