tough love....
Your missing the point, its not the lack of frontal area. The engine compartment air has no where to go once it gets around the motor. the small front just makes it worse.
The laws of physics do not lie and cannot be defied.
look at the truck from the front...the air hits those fangs like a wall...then it gets pushed out away from the engine compartment and down the side of the truck...creating a big giant dead air eddie around the engine starting behind the radiator...
the small front covered by your must have grill and the lowered hood just help to send the air out around the outside and trap any air that makes it thru in that dead spot eddie.
any air that does get thru is nice and hot as it leaves the radiator to circle around the engine with no way to get out, because the faster air flowing past the fenders traps it in there...it heats up and heats up until finally is gets too big and blows out right thru the hole in the passenger fender (the path of least resistance) and right into the passengers legs...then it repeats the process over and over.
loose the fangs, cut the fenders up high like we talked about
make a grill out of expanded metal...paint it tan...cut out a chevy emblem in the center and put two tiny headlights in the top corners. mount the turn signals on the fenders
if that doesn't fix it then drill some holes in the hood.
I would be doing all three without hesitation.
or you can keep trying to wear skinny jeans, risk frying your fuel injection once you install it and burning up your motor...not to mention if Jill ever sits in the passenger seat she will kill you the first time she gets hit with that hot air.