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Bow Tie got keyed....

All of these are fine ideas, many of which I've employed from time to time, but there is something else to think about. Any retribution that you do too soon will make you a prime suspect, even if you don't actually do it yourself. So say you drain all the fluids out of his vehicle, who's the first person he thinks of for pay back. A college is a small community, and now he would have even more reason to royally f**k your truck up. You see where I'm going with this? Either bide your time to pay this guy back, or as I have started doing now that I have to be a responsible member of society, is wait on "Kharma" to catch up with him. That is, you reap what you sow. You would be amazed at how well this actually works. I loaned a "friend" $400 and got $200 of it payed back. He told me he wasn't going to pay the other $200 back because I owed him (long story), so instead of taking it out of his hide I waited. Within six months he had lost his job and was working for minimum wage! "Vengeance is Mine" sayeth the Lord.

American by birth, Marine by the grace of God
 
Hes prolly not the type of guy to know if his diff fluid was drained, i mean look what hes driving no offense to people who own those kinda cars, but chances are he doesnt know much about it, We threw a dead fish in this one dudes Sliding rear window before, belive that thing was rotten and he prolly got rid of the car cuz i doubt that smell would go away...... Make some nasty ass rotten stuff and cover his car inside and out with it.... drives the resale value down im sure.
 
Here's a sweet idea. The best part is that you don't actually damage anything. Wait...read on. Take a close to empty sugar bag and open his gas door and sprinkle a little sugar on and around the gas door and on the ground. Then, put the empty sugar bag underneath his windshield wiper blade. I don't know what kind of $ it would cost to have a mechanic pull a gas tank and wash it compltely, but i'm sure it can't be cheap. When, in actuality, there would be no sugar in the tank. It would just inconvienience him financially and time-wise. Also, just as otheres have said, he will be wanting revenge as well, so be careful where you park or maybe even set up a video camera on you truck at night from your apartment for the folling couple of days or something. Good luck, man. Oh, and beating the sh*t out of him wouldn't be bad either.
CB

<font color=green>"I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still to young to care!"</font color=green>
 
Hey sorry to here about your truck.. I agree with John Ward don't respond too soon it will look obvious... Here is a little idea how about every one going on a college road trip and do some flexin'...what do you think the ramp scores would be using an isuzu pickup for a ramp???? lol :)
That guy will never look at your truck again cuz' he'll have nightmares of a ton of k5's swarming around in his head. lol!!
 
I'm a very peaceful person, BUT the one thing I cannot tolerate is when other people have disrespect for other vehicles... Make fun of them, do what you will, but once you have touched another mans ride... Its a different ballgame.

Theres only one way or the other...
1. If you don't have full coverage, you could write the letter and say you have a witness, security camera etc, and if he doesn't pay you you'll go to the cops... and wait for Karma to bitch slap his @$$.
2. If you have full coverage get them to pay for new paint. Wait several weeks. You need to be fast and no one can see you... I'm not going to give anybody any ideas, but I'd say the fastest would be a Big Hammer and a Big Sharp Center punch or Ice Pick... What ever you do... Don't poke any quick holes in his oil pan, tranny fluid pan, diff covers, radiator, top of the gas tank. Don't take any clippers and cut all the brakelines real fast.

You could make it look like you put sugar in his gas tank and that would cost him some money. Your new paintjob won't be cheap. I'd say replacing a gas tank, radiator, oil pans, windows... all with holes in em, might cost 10 times as much.

I'd never reccomend any of this stuff. Thats why I said "DONT" do any of those things. OK.


[REAL MEN DON"T CARE ABOUT GAS MILEAGE!]
Ryan B.
 
John brings up a good point. I just have found the old saying is true... Nice guys do finish last. Plus I'm not ready to become some responsable member of society
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LOL.

If you have full coverage forget it and let karma get him, but if you don't karma does nothing to pay the $$$ to fix your paintjob
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-Mikey
1987 Chevy K5 Blazer- 350 TBI
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sorry to hear about your truck, some A$$ did that to my firebird right after i had the paint done. that happened at school so when i found out who did it i went to his house the next night with a pair of vice grips took out his oil plug and jamed a candle in the hole. make sure its in there pretty good, when he starts the car it will look like everything its fine. then he'll drive a little while and it will melt out of the hole along with all of his oil and he will have a nifty blown motor. i know it was wrong but it's a 69 firebird and i just wasnt going to stand for that.
-charlie
 
Dude nothing like some moth balls in the gas tank. At first it will run fine, but then, ahhh crap everything is froze up. Just a thought. Or you could drag it around the parking lot just for fun. Then kick his ass. Doubt he would do it again!
 
how about a $20 revenge, first go to the parts store and get a $.40 stem puller tool and ever so slightly loosen his stems so they leak just a bit, a couple days later they are sorta flat and he will air them up a few dayslater he is airing them up again, eventually he will get tired of this and go to a shop and get carged full price to get his stems tightened back up. a few days later do it again until he finally buys some new tires at another place because the "morons" at the first tire place "kept ripping him off and never fixing his tires" (sniff sniff, whimper) then when you see him sporting those nice new tires all happy you go back to the parts store and get the other $19.60 worth of epoxy or J.B. Weld and fill in his locks and all the cracks in his doors, now he has some new tires and that custom look on the doors (for added fun you can leave the locks out of it and sit back a distance and watch his dumb a$$ try to turn the key and pull open the door for a few minutes, don't know how much it would cost to get that fixed but this is where kharma kicks in and by some weird stroke of luck he takes it to your buddies shop and he charges him out the friggin wazzo to tow it (breaking loose that pesky e-brake on the rear axle, oh well fix that too) and to wreck the paint and body breaking the doors loose. of course someone could tell him some muratic acid will eat through the epoxy and be safe for the paint. man i hate this ba$st@rd right now.
 
if you can do this put a chicken leg in a mason jar fill it with milk and put the top on tight. and slide it thru his slider onto the floor in the back, within 48 hours his car will smell like the walking dead and he won't be able to get the rotten stench out.
 
I forgot about this, it REALLY works great, a buddy of mine did this to a unit on Ft. Bragg that was always in comp w/ ours and had gone to other silly pranks w/ vehicles in our motor pool so he ended sh!t like that real quick, tossed it in their supply room behind some other junk right b4 a 4 day weekend and it sat all 4 days in a poorly ventilated and cooled building, only problem was the first week we could smell it over by our area, rancid seriously rancid, do this in the summertime if he goes away for a few days
 
A few years ago I would have advocated draining his rear axle of gear oil or putting sugar in the tank or stuffing potatoes in his exhaust (not sure if that last one really works.)
But things change and I've come to realize there are more important things than retalition.
Think about this - you didn't actually see the guy do it. You're probably 95% sure he did it and you're probably right, but you don't know it for a fact.
What goes around comes around. Be the adult. Do not f**k with his vehicle. I encourage you to try the DPS/DMV for records, file a police report maybe even with the 'witness', and write the letter to him, the school dean, his parents if you can get that info.
By all means, if you see him in a bar you are still entitled to confront him and kick his a**. I haven't grown up that much yet.
-- Mike

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