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Bumper stickers that tell environuts to go suck a fat one?

"Earth first! We Will Mine the rest of the planets later" is a very popular bumper sticker where I live.
Here's a few others I like:

Save the Whales. Collect the whole set.
One Earth. One slab of asphault
Save the trees. Wipe your butt with an owl
Ignore the enviroment. It will go away
Pave the Bay
Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Squirrel
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Enviro wacos usually dont last very long around these parts. We usually run them out of town on a rail.
 
AuH2O said:
I've never been much for bumper stickers, but OTOH I love to piss off liberals. And I really love the thought of some long-haired hippie liberal Prius-driving douche getting their hemp underwear in even more of a twist from - in addition to being endlessly worked up over that sweet black smoke coming from my dual 3" cat-free exhausts - seeing a bumper sticker on my truck telling them in not so many words to suck my tailpipes.

So my question is, does anyone know any good ANTI-anti-global warming stickers? :D

OK, I'll take this from a different approach then without cutting out anything you said. You want to put a sticker on your rig that will piss people off. How does this benefit anyone but you? When you "piss off liberals" what do you gain from that? Pissing someone off is just going to make them more motivated to remove your truck from the road. They are gonna see your bumper sticker and think "that guys an idiot" then they'll go home and get on their enviro freak forum and tell all their friends. they will all get their panties wadded up. next thing you know the government passes a law requiring an emission standards on diesel engines. :doah: OH wait. thats already happened.



Scott's quote is great because it is true of most of our rigs and it can be taken as smartass. Which is what I hope you are trying to convey, and not the fact that you truly believe that someone who wants to save the earth is a douche.

Don't rock the boat, you may just get thrown overboard.
 
I know what he is talking about. Libs are always / Do as I say not as I do!/
Most of the time thay set us back more then thay help.:(
I think the bumper sticher is a good way to let them know and not have to actouly talk to them.:waytogo:
 
1) learn to spell. 2) his point was that pissing people off for the sake of pissing people off does no good and can only incite the people pissed off to take action.
 
my favorite/
This truck could be more politically incorrect only if it ran on whale oil and panda tears
 
I love anger inciting bumper stickers, but don't make them mad. The hippies are usually the ones with the learnin', rednecks are powerless against them.... I'm just sayin' :rolleyes:









By the way, is that T-shirt model on the website? :eek1:
 
AuH2O said:
I've never been much for bumper stickers, but OTOH I love to piss off liberals. And I really love the thought of some long-haired hippie liberal Prius-driving douche getting their hemp underwear in even more of a twist from - in addition to being endlessly worked up over that sweet black smoke coming from my dual 3" cat-free exhausts - seeing a bumper sticker on my truck telling them in not so many words to suck my tailpipes.

So my question is, does anyone know any good ANTI-anti-global warming stickers? :D

sorry falme away guys,

but I think this is a VERY ignorant attitude and does not do well for our hobby or interest.


and look at it from a new angle
 
CanmoreK5 said:
I've spent about 8 hours in the last 2 days dealing with idiots, and if I"m forced to deal with more crap today, heads will roll.

This would be a great bumper sticker!! I feel like this most everyday at work.
 
seriously though... not everyone on here, or that shares our interests, wants to piss off a very politically motivated section of the population. its people like you that give everyone else a bad name. Similarly its the people that trash trails, vandalize, and get trashed while enjoying our shared wilderness that get places closed to OHV use.

just becuase you think your a badass becuase you piss off liberals doesnt mean you are. grow some real nuts and become a worthwhile member of society.

Edit***
the truck made of recycled parts sticker is a good one though... a bit of whitty, intelligent humor is always appreciated
 
Nothing to see here....move along.

I promised my self I would stay out of this stuff.
 
gmc4cw said:
OK, I'll take this from a different approach then without cutting out anything you said. You want to put a sticker on your rig that will piss people off. How does this benefit anyone but you? When you "piss off liberals" what do you gain from that? Pissing someone off is just going to make them more motivated to remove your truck from the road. They are gonna see your bumper sticker and think "that guys an idiot" then they'll go home and get on their enviro freak forum and tell all their friends. they will all get their panties wadded up. next thing you know the government passes a law requiring an emission standards on diesel engines. :doah: OH wait. thats already happened.



Scott's quote is great because it is true of most of our rigs and it can be taken as smartass. Which is what I hope you are trying to convey, and not the fact that you truly believe that someone who wants to save the earth is a douche.

Don't rock the boat, you may just get thrown overboard.

Liberals have bumper stickers that piss me off all the time!!!!!

Yours is exactly the kind of attitude that will get 4 wheeling or any other kind of motorized vehicle fun off road banned. We need to fight for our rights to use public land responsibly. Rolling over to a stupid tree hugger and saying "You win" because you are afrade to piss them off will never get you anywhere except walking with the proper permit. It is far far better to put the flying finger of fate right in their face and fight for what you believe in. I proudly fly my "Mine the Earth first" bumper sticker. I have been personally involved in land closure issues with local groups and have taken on the stupid enviros Both in courts of law and in fist fights and won.

BTW The Earth has already been saved. We are not going to die.
 
I saw one of the back of a big block chevelle at a car show a few years back(it was on the back window)

Smell That Mr Honda...Unburned HydroCarbons...Mmmmm
 
how about....

"my other rig gets even worse mileage!"

or...

"I pollute less than Al Gore"

or...

"cut CO2 emmissions, kill a liberal"

:thumb:

j
 
in response to those peeps in this thread that seem to be very worried about offending leftists.... I have no problem "offending" people who have an ideology that has resulted in hundreds of millions of innocent people getting killed. Seriously. DDT bans, communism, environazis etc have done more damage to man-kind than everything else combined.... and you guys want to coddle these asshats? holy crap. Not even sure what else to say... and I always have something else to say. Speechless. :shocked:

j
 
Ok Paul. I took my meds and Mrs Thunder gave me a Massage. But dont believe for an instant i have given up on the idea of Ruling the World... Muuuu haaa haaaa !
 
I think steve should have the " this truck was built with recycled parts" sticker printed up and sell it here.
 
I don't think it sounds as good, but wouldn't it need to be "reused parts"? :)

After all, my car is made of recycled pop cans, the truck is solid steel.
 
If you think Liberals get pissed off over a silly sticker , try
driving around with mine,
" Atheism is the next logical step"
or
" Atheist`s are beyond belief" :eek1:

Or this...

2hourold.jpg
 
jekbrown said:
in response to those peeps in this thread that seem to be very worried about offending leftists.... I have no problem "offending" people who have an ideology that has resulted in hundreds of millions of innocent people getting killed. Seriously. DDT bans, communism, environazis etc have done more damage to man-kind than everything else combined.... and you guys want to coddle these asshats? holy crap. Not even sure what else to say... and I always have something else to say. Speechless. :shocked:

j

im middle of the road, I am not a liberal or very conservative.

I realize our hobby does have a impact, I also am aware that that impact can be kept in control or from getting out of hand. if everyone said f!*k it and emittied the most hydro carbons they could just because there attitude is to not be told how to do things..we would have even larger problems.

people can feel free to debate that global warming could be a climate change that is for the most part earth caused and not from human activity..fine I'll give you that. I dont agree with it but science in many forms, weather it be our real numbers with the oil reservers or our true impact on this planet cant be 100 percent corect, alot of numbers are "predictions" or estimates"

But I can with zero doubt in my mind tell you that the cloud and haze over large cities damn sure is caused byhuman made carbon emmissions, weather by cars or industry.

So under his logic.. the guy who feels the need to have a 50 mpg car is an ass? Wtf? we should be happy he is doing it for us. plain and simple rules have been set in place for cars to have a certain amount of emmisions..some cars have lower than others and as long as people will by the lower emmsions cars it keeps less pressure to be dramatic with the fleet trucks and less mpg friendly vehicles.

I have a 11 mpg truck..but I use it for work and drive somewhere around 2500-3500 miles a month..the real shame isthe guy driving 50 miles each way while getting 10 mpg and he sits in a desk.. leaves the big trucks and toys for the weekend and play time and if you commute get a damn car that is easy on your wallet and as a bonus you get to help our city air qualty.
 
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