You guys aren't gonna believe this at all but...
I was having a smoke on the trunk of my brothers car at like 2:00am sunday morning, and three guys came walking through the parking lot...
The one guy said "what are you looking at nerd??" (I was wearing glasses)
I said "who are you calling a nerd?"
so he came over slapped the glasses of my face, the swung, and missed.
So I pushed him away with my fist, and he swung again, and hit me in da face.
They took off pretty quickly, And shortly afterwards my best buddy showed up. And him and my other close buddy chased them down in a car and managed to catch the fat slow kid.
The kid was so scared he pissed his pants (this was NOT the guy that hit me). But the other two came back my budds didn't want to be part of an investigation, so they let them go.
The cops showed up like 1 minute too late, kinda sucks, but apparently they the guy that hit me, and charged him with aggrivated assualt (or whatever it is...)
And that's it. I did nothing, and he got caught, and one the guys that was in my little brothers car has an uncle that's a lawyer, so I may pursue that aswell...