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Great names for hillbilly trucks...

When my Blazer was new to me it didn't run too well. :rolleyes:
If I could get it started it would fill the neighborhood up with blueish white smoke and my wife would make me move it away from the house because the exhaust would come into our kitchen through the stove vent. My friends all thought this was great so they named it ........"Stinky"
I should mention that it is a diesel :haha:
I finally got it to a point where it would pass inspection and was driving it to meet a friend at the movies. He was stopped at a light as I went through the intersection and he started yelling "Stinky Stinky!!" He didn't know I had finally gotten it legal and on the road. His 4 year old daughter asked him who he was yelling at and he told her he was yelling at me because I was finally driving it. His daughter said," Dad it's not nice to call someone stinky!" :haha: :haha:
 
that is a big ass suburban!

my burb is called "two tone bastard"..because of the factory paint scheme...my freind's sister's BF named it lol.
 
78Suburban said:
Dude thats freakin awsome... everytime I see a burb like that, it makes me depressed about my current plans of going kinda small..... What what are the specs on that thing? axles, tires, gears, ect.... :bow:
and why RIP???
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i'm gonna take a stab at it... Rockies, 52s, 6.72 gears. that's just my little prediction though. :rolleyes:
 
My friend bought a truck from this "dude" and someone came up with the name "Jiggablue!" The name has stuck but hes selliung the truck now.

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Oh, I forgot one of the trucks I have came with a nickname.

The '77 Crew Cab is "Brutus"... and the green truck I had but no longer own has been named by Joe's kids as the "Boogerslinger". Another friend had a Kawasaki green K5 called the "Slimer". I also call my '81 Crew Cab (the little one) "The Slug" cause it's slow and sluggish.

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Theres a truck at school here called "Mudwieser" However I think its kinda stupid because its a stock 2wd dodge w/ all terrains. I laugh everytime I see it.
 
hunterguy86 said:
Theres a truck at school here called "Mudwieser" However I think its kinda stupid because its a stock 2wd dodge w/ all terrains. I laugh everytime I see it.
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Is it even muddy?
 
My friend has a jeep we call the Jeepasaurus, another friend used to have a green ford we called the Green Bean and a mustang we called the sh1t stain lol. And my truck has been called many things, Orange Crush, The Tow Truck, The Tank, Hoss, The Orange Beast, and The Tangerine, thats all I can remember right now.
 
i had a white with primer grey doors 84 2wd shortbox called her white lightening
a blue 88 jimmy called blue thunder
and my current red 90 jimmy is MISS CHERRY FOREVER
yes i did take the name from the prostitute in porky's
 
my buddy calls his the "chevinator" after he had a few it wound up on his windshoeld and tailgate :D :doah: :haha:
 
I have three trucks right now and only one so far has earned a name. It's an old 79 Chevy K20. Bought the truck for 150 bucks. Stuck another 100 or so in and she's up and running. No matter what you do it just keeps going like a real trooper. It has earned the name,

Sarge.

Once the other two are back on the road they'll earn a name as well I'm sure.
 
beater_k20 said:
how originial. let me guess, you bought the sticker off of EBay?
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I guess you think like young kids. Think everything they see has been copied from ebay or school. That name has been around for 20 years that I know of. If I'm not mistaken ebay wasn't even around then.
 
ol yeller

This was "Ol Yeller" he's gone now. :frown1: I also had a 77 k5 named "the Beater" and a 89 jimmy called "Super Beast" whose name was inspired by the Rob Zombie song. :saweet: My current sub hasn't earned a name yet but it will. By the way "subasauras" is BEAST :waytogo:

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gotchevys? said:
This was "Ol Yeller" he's gone now. :frown1: I also had a 77 k5 named "the Beater" and a 89 jimmy called "Super Beast" whose name was inspired by the Rob Zombie song. :saweet: My current sub hasn't earned a name yet but it will. By the way "subasauras" is BEAST :waytogo:
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I love that truck!! i want one of them
 
"BFT"

I call my 84 K5 on 33's with 3" lift "BFT"

When my wife and I go anyplace together I will ask... Do you want to take the car or "BFT" ???

"BFT" is short for... Big F--king Truck.

I can use "BFT" anytime and not offend anyone because only a few people know what it really means.
 
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