Discussion in 'The Garage' started by fishmadrid, May 23, 2003.
the post sayes it all
how big's your truck? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
last year we took 4.5 cases(108cans) and it lasted less then 3 hours between 5 guys.
first of all where are you going? if its pismo PM me so we can meet up. second, i think 30 per day, per person, is a good rule.
Nah man, 1 bottle of whiskey a day, and a case per man, per day.
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Hijack a beer truck en-route to your destination.
A) Won't have to worry about having enough
B) The beer comes in handy transportation device (usually equipped with large Diesel engine /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif)
C) The beer also comes in handy dispensing device (large roll-up doors)
D) Be the envy of any people passing by
E) Can finance trip by selling leftovers (if any)
F) When beer dispensing device is empty, remove large Diesel engine from beer transportation device, install into your vehicle and have the most powerful truck in your neighborhood.
Just a thought.
Have Fun! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Sounds like you guys go more to drink than wheel /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
in my drinking days, a case a day. Now it takes me 3 days to recover from a 6 pack in one day! no drinking on the trails if your driving!
15 gal keg per person should be just right /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif man i need a beer
Beer is for wimps. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif Get everyone a bottle of Jack and everyone will be happy. Cheaper, you get hammered faster, and there is no posibility of you driving a vehicle for a long time after consuming a bottle of Jack. BTW I ain't talking about pints people...and I ain't talking about 1/5ths either....
Don't ask me how I know any of this stuff because I don't remember after the first half of the bottle. And you can't ask my liver either, it went on strike!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
Um, wow. Beer is for whimps, Ill keep that in mind /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
Geting people drunk:
1. Buy cases of beer
2. Transport to site
3. open case
5. Drink more
6. After a few you might have a slight buzz
7. Drink more
8. After aalot of beer you might be drunk
9. Get up in the morning with massive hangover and full bladder and feeling like [censored] all day.
10.Find place to dispose of multiple hundered beer cans
Jack Daniels way
1. Buy bottle of Jack (cheaper)
2. Transport to site
3. Open bottle
4. Drink and pass bottle around (may require more than one bottle for very large crowd)
5. Get most people hammered in a few passes
6. Wake up next moring feeling refreshed and ready to go
7. Drop bottle(s) in trash can
I typically take a case per day for me & my wife. She usualy gets about 2-4 a day & I take care of the rest /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
how much beer to take? how much money do you have? that is the only limiting factor...
LOL what a bunch of drunks /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
BTW WELCOME TO CK5 if your lucky you might even learn a little about trucks here /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
LoL, I had some whisky last night. It was great.
None. I don't drink.
So,do we have any BEAM fans in the house?who here likes the fine Kentucky Bouron(sp)? some sweet teah perhaps?Around here after a hard day of wheelin theres nothen better than a cold BEER or taking shots around the campfire /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif.
later fellow drunkards,
well guys thanks for the replys. but if you are wheel'in
with a can of coors light in you hand and you're climbing a hill at 30 degrees and you drink a beer at 45 degrees, how much beer are you gonna waste? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Yer gonna waste the whole case because you wern't paying attention and were prolly drunk and you rolled yer rig and died!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
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