mountainexplorer
1/2 ton status
*Force has been beaten!*Is a force keeping me from getting my Jimmy?
Here are the series of events that have occured in the process of one simple task: Retrieve my '74 GMC Jimmy from 100 miles away.
1) Get "Utah Crew Cab" licensed to go and tow Jimmy home. Fill up on fuel. Notice overheating problem and death wobble.
2) Change plans, and take Blue '84 K5 and tow bar to tow Jimmy home instead last Thursday.
3) Get pulled over right after hooking up to Jimmy. Abort mission and drive the 100 miles back home with nothing (200 miles total wasted).
4) Arrange deal with friend to pick up Jimmy with his trailer on his trip through the area last Friday.
5) Friend's trip gets real late. He decides not to stop and pick it up.
6) Retrieve my car trailer from property up north during weekend. Tow home with Blue '84 K5. Engine in Blue '84 K5 blows up on the way home.
7) Spend all day Monday putting '78 K5 back together so I have something to drive. Spend Tuesday fixing "Utah Crew Cab"... front balancer and seal, and fan and thermostat and gasket. Vibration in motor still not cured.
8) Tuesday night: Starter bolt breaks off "Utah Crew Cab".
9) Today: Go to fix starter problem to be able to get Jimmy tomorrow. Find source of vibration: Someone put a 454 flywheel on a 350 motor. (not me)
10) Abort mission- Must first yank tranny and T-case and replace flywheel and cracked bellhousing. Also must replace starter and drill and extract broken starter bolt in block.
11) Plan to try to get Jimmy on Friday instead.
To be continued...
Here are the series of events that have occured in the process of one simple task: Retrieve my '74 GMC Jimmy from 100 miles away.
1) Get "Utah Crew Cab" licensed to go and tow Jimmy home. Fill up on fuel. Notice overheating problem and death wobble.
2) Change plans, and take Blue '84 K5 and tow bar to tow Jimmy home instead last Thursday.
3) Get pulled over right after hooking up to Jimmy. Abort mission and drive the 100 miles back home with nothing (200 miles total wasted).
4) Arrange deal with friend to pick up Jimmy with his trailer on his trip through the area last Friday.
5) Friend's trip gets real late. He decides not to stop and pick it up.
6) Retrieve my car trailer from property up north during weekend. Tow home with Blue '84 K5. Engine in Blue '84 K5 blows up on the way home.
7) Spend all day Monday putting '78 K5 back together so I have something to drive. Spend Tuesday fixing "Utah Crew Cab"... front balancer and seal, and fan and thermostat and gasket. Vibration in motor still not cured.
8) Tuesday night: Starter bolt breaks off "Utah Crew Cab".
9) Today: Go to fix starter problem to be able to get Jimmy tomorrow. Find source of vibration: Someone put a 454 flywheel on a 350 motor. (not me)
10) Abort mission- Must first yank tranny and T-case and replace flywheel and cracked bellhousing. Also must replace starter and drill and extract broken starter bolt in block.
11) Plan to try to get Jimmy on Friday instead.
To be continued...

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No offence to Allen of course, but Russ's statement makes total sense. Reminds me of the Animal cops episode where they removed over 100 cats from some old dudes house. Got so bad the guy had to sleep in his garage. If Allen's fleet keeps growing it might overtake the house and the only place to sleep is the in the camper!
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)I really should be working full time but my back has been killing me after all the snow shovelling,and my mom needs me at home somewhat,I hate leaving her alone due to senility,I'm fearful she will forget leaving a pot on the stove and burn the house down--its hard to find a place to work that will allow you to take time off a lot to care for a sick parent,and I'm not even sure I could work a full 40 hour week anymore,my health is pretty poor too,thanks to no money to fix my teeth and get new eyeglasses,and my back has always been a burden,having scoliosis of the spine sucks....