ok, everyone will get a good laugh outta this one.

I had gotten back from my morning Jiu Jitsu class and I was gonna take the truck to get registered at the DMV. Remember is about 115 out here. I opened the hood and threw the battery in. Put the negative terminal on and it didnt fit right so I pursueded it a little. (this shoulda been the first clue!) As soon as I touch the positive terminal I get sparks and a Little smoke from behind the air cleaner. Fark!!!! I quickly realized I put the god damn batterey in backwards!!!!! I disconnect the battery and turn it around. I got to start the truck and get nothing!!!! so yesterday I call a buddy over and we start testing ****. But we couldnt find the main fuse. Thus the reason for a pdf manual. After talking to the guy @ autozone and buyin a manual, then coming on here and getting the pdf version that was posted I figured out that its not a normal big arse fuse but a fuse line. So possibly tonight Im gonna go test it and hopefully thats the problem!
on a side note this trucks wiring is all ****ered up underneath the dash and engine bay. there was once an alarm on the truck that seems partially still there. theres an pioneer stereo that replaced the previuos stereo that was yanked out! theres now a Garmin navigation unit. and who knows what else. the first words outta my buddies mouth when he looked under the dash were " for ****'s sake!"