Yes you did!

I'm a numbers guy. I've run the cost numbers on every vehicle I've owned, and I wouldn't buy a vehicle without tabulating the TOTAL cost of ownership, counting maintenance, insurance, tax, and depreciation. In that vein, the cheapest car I've ever owned, per mile, was...
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My 1986 CUCV. It appreciated in value faster than it consumed money, and my commute was short enough that the higher fuel cost still didn't add up to much.
I'd gladly test-drive your Tesla. The specs look great on paper, if you can get used to the range anxiety. But if I bought their cheapest Model 3, drove it for 200,000 miles, and it NEVER required maintenance, and the batteries never wore out, and it held its value better than most cars...it would still be 2-3 times the overall cost of what I'm driving now. Not even counting the opportunity cost of sinking $39.5k into a car instead of $2k. At 5% the lost interest alone would buy me a new beater car every year.
For someone expecting to spend $60k, it makes some sense. But it's still a lot more expensive than similar-sized gasoline commuter cars. After 200k miles, a Tesla 3 has still cost more than a brand new Cruze, even if it
never broke down (and assuming the Cruze does!). And we all know cars don't do that. You can insert your own luxury car of choice, if you don't like that comparison. But setting the bar higher will only make the point more clear: Tesla markets and prices their cars as luxury goods, not as workhorses. Luxury cars are not bought for practical reasons. Crunching the practicality numbers only highlights how Tesla's products don't fit my lifestyle. People wanting cheap cars don't buy brand new ones, and they definitely don't buy new luxury ones.
A used Volt, on the other hand, could be
almost as cheap as my old beater...