MrSchaeferPants
1/2 ton status
So took it to a shop today, what they thought sorta verified what I thought, a stuck throttle valve. They can't get it today so I'm bringing it back tomorrow morning for them to drop the pan. If it's just the valve plunger thing stuck then great, however why it might be stuck isn't good, clutch bits or metal shavings.. hope it's just sludge and gummy or what not. Either way I was going to drop the pan for a new gasket and fluid/filter anyway.
And this shop is 5 miles away. Boy does a K5 make his new truck squat. His new V6 Furd 1/2 ton doesn't like towing. Told him to hurry up and replace dead 5.9 in his 94 Ram 2500... he just looked me funny and said he'll get on that as soon as I donate 10 grand to his 'towing service'. 
I could get 2-3 used 700r4s for that price. My buddy used to do transmissions before he joined the army, so I'ma see if he can walk me through doing some minor rebuild/fixing stuff I can get to with the pan off w/o dropping it. Suprisingly the pan was pretty darn clean.