What are the realistic chances of me finishing at a reasonable time tonight?

We're working on a 2004 GMC Yukon XL (Suburban). We need to get 3.5hrs north tomorrow morning. The wife drops this on me tonight. We'd talked about having it done, and now she's completely freaked out about the truck going anywhere until they're replaced.
I've driven on bad u-joints before. These are not bad. Annoying? Yes. Bad? No.
I had to go buy a f***ing $80 vice at Home Depot before they closed to do this.
Odds that I can keep it from getting scratched by putting paper towels on all of the surfaces therefore ensuring that I can return it tomorrow morning and get my $80 back???
How much of a bitch will it be to remove and replace snap rings with needle nose and bent needle nose pliers?
Finally... will fluid dump out of the back of the tranny once I pull the yoke?
I don't mind doing the work, just not at quite literally the last hour.
Hell, I'm pissed enough to come post on CK5.
I miss you guys! How y'all been?

We're working on a 2004 GMC Yukon XL (Suburban). We need to get 3.5hrs north tomorrow morning. The wife drops this on me tonight. We'd talked about having it done, and now she's completely freaked out about the truck going anywhere until they're replaced.

I've driven on bad u-joints before. These are not bad. Annoying? Yes. Bad? No.
I had to go buy a f***ing $80 vice at Home Depot before they closed to do this.
Odds that I can keep it from getting scratched by putting paper towels on all of the surfaces therefore ensuring that I can return it tomorrow morning and get my $80 back???
How much of a bitch will it be to remove and replace snap rings with needle nose and bent needle nose pliers?
Finally... will fluid dump out of the back of the tranny once I pull the yoke?
I don't mind doing the work, just not at quite literally the last hour.
Hell, I'm pissed enough to come post on CK5.
I miss you guys! How y'all been?

I'll use jack stands. I have no ramps or wheel chocks.

