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[pvfjr]

We've dragged a Diamante that was in park before, probably 200 ft or so down the street without breaking it. The tires just screeched the whole way. So there's a chance you can do it without damaging it. Otherwise, try to find some dollies. Or you could wait till it rains, might be easier on it.

 

[JpEater]

just call a tow truck and tell them its your car and won't start and have it towed to a shop.

 

[K5-newf]

call a tow truck and tell them to drive it to a garage in another town or city or outskirts of town
put it on dollies and park it front of a fire hydrant so they get a big ticket