Man this thread sucks for me. I have had some truly epic stucks in my time, but no pictures.
Most of the time I was too busy trying to get out, plus I seldom had a camera.
I had a great stuck in my old Ford, I think I have told that one here before. But one of my best, was on a 4wheeler.
Bought the thing brand new. Great machine. Front diff lock, extra low range, unstoppable..........
Decided to drive across my field across the road. Heavy rains, super soft. Freshly plowed just before the rain.
Got about 200 yards across, and it just sank. Sitting on the frame with all four wheels gently stirring up mud.
Forget rocking it or anything. It was just basically floating.
Said a few choice words, stood up and stepped off.
Never stopped. Leg went right down to the hip. I grabbed the handlebars and pulled myself, shoeless, back on.
Said some even better words. It was before cell phones, and it was about to get dark. If I was getting home that night, it was up to me.
Tried on both sides and back, too soft.
Only one thing to do. I took everything out of my pockets that might get damaged. Cinched up my belt good and tight, and just did a bellyflop off the machine.
As long as I was on my stomach, I was fine. If I tried to get to my hands and knees, I started sinking.
So, I belly crawled about 100 yards until I could get to my hands and knees. Then, another 50 or so before I could stand.
Went into the house, cleaned up, went to bed.
Next morning, I got two sheets of plywood, mounted a couple of handles on them, grabbed a length of heavy rope, and carried them out as far as I could stand up.
Tossed one in front, walked out on it, tossed the next one, and used the handle to pick the first one up while standing on the second.
Worked my way to the 4 wheeler, lay down on a sheet and dug down until I found my shoe.
Got my wallet and all my stuff out of the storage compartment on the 4wheeler, tied the rope to it, and worked my way back.
One sheet at a time.
Later, after I rested up from the plywood work, I drove my truck over, walked out as far as I could and tied the winch cable to the rope.
Pulled the rope until it had stretched a bunch, put the truck in Park, and went back and ate lunch.
After lunch, the rope was almost slack, and the 4 wheeler had moved back a little ways.
By night, I had gotten it to the point the rope would not move it anymore, so I plywooded my way back out the next day, and it was in firm enough stuff I was able to drive it out.
But, no pictures, darn it.