Perhaps I should update this thread more than once anually. I have actually been working on the truck. Like, you know, making it so I can actually
drive the damn thing, comfortably and often, so I take her on errands. I really enjoy parking in the Trader Joe's lot to piss off the hippies. I'll add to the work log at some point when
I'm bored I have time in my busy schedule.
However, I've also heard these rumors, particularly about older four-wheel drive trucks. I gather that, especially when modified, you can take them
off paved roads, and drive on dirt and rocks and stuff. Maybe that's why it's called "offroading"? Who knew?

This being a new and unusual idea to me, I thought I'd give it a try.
[NB: I'm actually lying as I have been to Blazer Bash. Once. Over a decade ago. In a Chalet.]
On Easter Sunday, the planets aligned with the schedules of the missus and I, Hollister Hills being open, and the weather cooperating, so I hitched the Blazer to the Ferd and headed south.
Did I mention the weather was gorgeous? Not freezing, not as hot as it usually is down there, still green on the hills...
We did some trails, in part to try out the truck and in part because I suck at reading maps (you'd think with phones having GPS, they'd put coordinates on the damn maps!) Once we found it, we tried out the obstacle course, which means taking the regulatory poser pic:
Managed to get stuck in the Frame Twister -- that thing is harder than it looks. So is explaining to the missus how to take good 4x4 pictures

[I don't care about the scenery, woman, focus on the truck!

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And finally I flexed the old girl out (the truck, not the missus!)
That might be the primo advertising shot for ORD custom springs

It didn't feel so crossed up when I was in it, just nose-bloody high, but I think that's good droop. Gotta hand it to the state parks people, they've done up a nice range of stuff to play on.
Also new and unusual for me, both trucks made it home without calling AAA

Did pop a carabiner on one of the chains, but repaired that roadside. My hoarder habit of carrying spare everything occasionally comes in handy.
Said droop may have caused some bad things up front, I have to go through and see if I bent something or what as the front end is making new and unusual noises.
Long and tiring day though it was, however, I can now say the Smurfmobile has wheeled and isn't just a grocery-getter.
-- A