Best Fourwheeling one liners...Please add your best

[tecton]

the worst of them all
and i know everyone here has heard it

"NICE BRONCO"
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[BlazerGuy]

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You get your purse stuck under the gas pedal?

You're going to have to use some Git Awn It.


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That reminds me of your brother's line:
"Get some 'Git Awn It!' out of your purse!" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[tRustyK5]

"WTF was that?" me, right after I pretzled my driveshaft in Moab

"Hey, look...a cave!" my buddy Stan, who found a cave so we could get out of the weather after breaking the truck leaving the helldorado's.

Rene

 

[69K5]

my wife " chevrolet built like a rock. Sinks like one too!" the first and only time she has ever gone wheeling with me. that was 5 years ago on our 4th date. it was 40 degrees and sprinkling. and a 5 mile walk out at 3 am. for some reason she married me. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

 

[four_by_ken]

Strength and stupidity can fix anything.

 

[mtnman210]

not really a four wheeler line but it fits in.
[After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car.]
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it

 

[Zeus33rd]

Heard this one from my gramps regarding his old truck...'91 Cummins 2wd

"Wouldn't pull a sick whore off a piss pot"

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[Mudzer]

Anything by Grandville King! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

One by Steve Frisbie when a Jeep was high centered on a rock and was sort of rotating...

"The Amazing Ginsu... It Slices... It Dices... It Purees..."

Layne Oberto "I may be Slow, but I sure am Fat"

Barney and Big Al "YOU CAN 'DOOO ITTTT"

Earl the owner of Potawatomi Park "Fo' Fide Dollas you can go anywhere, do anything in the park"

 

[nvrenuf]

Momentum is your friend. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[evilk5]

"That sure is a nice BRONCO!" WTF /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

 

[unick]

I put a HUGE Blazer winshield decal on my truck and people still walk up and comment on the ZBronco. I [darn] hate that!!

 

[jjlaughner]

*SNAP* /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif I can weld that

 

[jarheadk5]

"Dude, just punch it. Put both hands on the wheel and PUNCH IT!"

"If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway"

 

[thezentree]

four wheeling at midnight 40 miles from home:

me: lets go wheelin
justin: ok, just dont get stuck

*all movement ceases*

me: is your dad still awake?

justin's dad: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AT MONKEY JUNCTION!?

 

[tecton]

"If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway"

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[RaisedK5]

<CRACK>
Guy on trail, " that was your diff"

Me, " its ok i've got another one"


Guy on trail, "My jeep can go anywhere your truck can go"

Me, " Ya.....if its chained to my bumper"

 

[mogas]

There's NO replacement for displacement.

My tag line- Give it a little Mo'Gas

 

[bigcountryk5]

my best one is when people see the K5 fpr the first time and say "that thing's huge" or "wow that's big" to which i reply "if you think its big now you should see him happy......." then "Oh[darn] you meant the truck didn't you" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

 

[jjlaughner]

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Guy on trail, "My jeep can go anywhere your truck can go"

Me, " Ya.....if its chained to my bumper"

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bigbird4wd - Mark, he has towed a jeep through several trails that other vehicles where having problems on /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

 

[cybrfire]

BRRRRRRoken!