DwarF
1/2 ton status
"Brute force and ignorance" is my motto
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Best Fourwheeling one liners...Please add your best
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ncbloodhound
1/2 ton status
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the worst of them all
and i know everyone here has heard it
"NICE BRONCO"
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My dad says this just to piss me off. I works too! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
the worst of them all
and i know everyone here has heard it
"NICE BRONCO"
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My dad says this just to piss me off. I works too! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
Forgot my neighbors frequent phrase when he sees me working...
"Beat it to fit, paint it to match..."
"Beat it to fit, paint it to match..."
A few common ones around here are :
" You ain't got a hair on your a$$"
"It's already broke - Stand on it " - This one is usually heard once a loud BANG is heard in a deep mud hole .
Right after a crunch sound you hear "That's good"
Once it is determined that the truck will not move anymore in the hole "Two more inches to the left and we would have made it"
Two phrases heard while doing third gear doughnuts are " Yahoooooo" or "Oh my God PLEASE STOP"
"Dihatsu Rocky 4X4 - the tuffest off-road vehicle ever made........."
" A motor like that has NO BUSINESS being in a truck ! " This one was said after I took a friend for a ride in NEVRENUF's 1980 K-10 with a Roller BBC.
Tom
" You ain't got a hair on your a$$"
"It's already broke - Stand on it " - This one is usually heard once a loud BANG is heard in a deep mud hole .
Right after a crunch sound you hear "That's good"
Once it is determined that the truck will not move anymore in the hole "Two more inches to the left and we would have made it"
Two phrases heard while doing third gear doughnuts are " Yahoooooo" or "Oh my God PLEASE STOP"
"Dihatsu Rocky 4X4 - the tuffest off-road vehicle ever made........."
" A motor like that has NO BUSINESS being in a truck ! " This one was said after I took a friend for a ride in NEVRENUF's 1980 K-10 with a Roller BBC.
Tom
darkshadow
1 ton status
the best yet "[darn]!!! swim!!"
me and a buddy jumping through ponds in his sazuki dumb ass!
from toninght: Dave pull the sub around and pull my jeep!!!!!
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me and a buddy jumping through ponds in his sazuki dumb ass!
from toninght: Dave pull the sub around and pull my jeep!!!!!
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rvreddog
Registered Member
My spotter" I wish you hadn`t gotten into that"
Me" /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif"
Me" /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif"
Muley
1/2 ton status
I always liked
"There is no substitue for horsepower"
"sucking gas and haulin ass"
This the window sticker I want to have made for my new truck.
"Cummins, cause Hemi's are over rated"
"There is no substitue for horsepower"
"sucking gas and haulin ass"
This the window sticker I want to have made for my new truck.
"Cummins, cause Hemi's are over rated"
stallion85
1/2 ton status
If you can't truck it, F$!@ it!!!!!!
Resurrection_Joe
1 ton status
"All that time and effort, all that money and frustration to go and get stuck on THAT?
"Yes"
"Why?"
"My stuggle and triumph in this undertaking is, I think, a lucid expression he unequivocal futility of human existence, being ecpressed in simple metaphor"
"What?"
"Shut the [darn] up"
Of course this is a conversation I had with myself
"Yes"
"Why?"
"My stuggle and triumph in this undertaking is, I think, a lucid expression he unequivocal futility of human existence, being ecpressed in simple metaphor"
"What?"
"Shut the [darn] up"
Of course this is a conversation I had with myself
sled_dog
1 ton status
you sure told that guy
Thumper
1/2 ton status
"dont follow me... you wont make it" <-- sticker on the back bumper of Thumper
"attach stuck Jeeps here" <--- sticker that used to be on the back bumper of Thumper
"its a horsepower thing... you wouldnt understand" <--- sticker that was on Thumpers bumper also.
As they keep peeling off, I replace it with a different one! LOL This post has given me a couple new ideas.
Mike
"attach stuck Jeeps here" <--- sticker that used to be on the back bumper of Thumper
"its a horsepower thing... you wouldnt understand" <--- sticker that was on Thumpers bumper also.
As they keep peeling off, I replace it with a different one! LOL This post has given me a couple new ideas.
Mike
Resurrection_Joe
1 ton status
He's such an ineloquent bastard!
Here's one I thought up, more of sticker for the truck
"Shooting you in the head would be much easier than building this truck over again, please, don't steal"
Here's one I thought up, more of sticker for the truck
"Shooting you in the head would be much easier than building this truck over again, please, don't steal"
JDBlazer454
1/2 ton status
I'm not stuck just temporarily detained.
I can make that, Trust me /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
So what I have a winch.
I can modify that I have a sawzall and a welder /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
There is more to life than gas mileage.
Size does matter.
Crashing sucks.
I can make that, Trust me /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
So what I have a winch.
I can modify that I have a sawzall and a welder /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
There is more to life than gas mileage.
Size does matter.
Crashing sucks.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.
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Cross-threaded is tighter than loc-tite.
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If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.
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Cross-threaded is tighter than loc-tite.
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Dunc03
1/2 ton status
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the worst of them all
and i know everyone here has heard it
"NICE BRONCO"
I hate bronco's just for that reason
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the worst of them all
and i know everyone here has heard it
"NICE BRONCO"
I hate bronco's just for that reason
"Brute force and ignorance" ... my dad used to say that ALL the time. BFI, we shortened it to. The joke now is that BFI is the name of the garbage compny out here now, so I laugh every time I write a check to Brute Force & Ignorance.
Other Dad witticisms -- more woodworking related:
I keep cutting this piece and it's still too short!
Measure with a yardstick, mark with an axe, cut with a chainsaw.
My personal fave, though, which is more truck-related, is The Redneck Torque Wrench:
Tighten until it breaks, then back off half a turn.
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Wonder what that emoticon would look like... hmm..
Damn, I'm on fire today. Another tool we don't have on the board yet is the tubing bender... for those making cages:
If any of y'all can recommend a good *animated* GIF program, preferably free... I see new happies in my future...
-- A
Other Dad witticisms -- more woodworking related:
I keep cutting this piece and it's still too short!
Measure with a yardstick, mark with an axe, cut with a chainsaw.
My personal fave, though, which is more truck-related, is The Redneck Torque Wrench:
Tighten until it breaks, then back off half a turn.
/forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
Wonder what that emoticon would look like... hmm..
Damn, I'm on fire today. Another tool we don't have on the board yet is the tubing bender... for those making cages:
If any of y'all can recommend a good *animated* GIF program, preferably free... I see new happies in my future...
-- A
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If any of y'all can recommend a good *animated* GIF program, preferably free... I see new happies in my future...
-- A
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might be a little hard to find
but super small, super fast, super simple
Microsoft GIF Animator
Google Search
i used gif animator and paint to make the grinder smiley/forums/images/graemlins/grind.gif
If any of y'all can recommend a good *animated* GIF program, preferably free... I see new happies in my future...
-- A
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might be a little hard to find
but super small, super fast, super simple
Microsoft GIF Animator
Google Search
i used gif animator and paint to make the grinder smiley/forums/images/graemlins/grind.gif
"It couldn't pull the foreskin off a misquito" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
Bumper Sticker on a lifted K5:"If you cant stop in time,smile as you go under" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"My other truck is a peice of sh-- too!"
"I've got a lead foot--and a helium brain"
"Never drive where your gaurdian angel cant fly"
Bumper Sticker on a lifted K5:"If you cant stop in time,smile as you go under" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"My other truck is a peice of sh-- too!"
"I've got a lead foot--and a helium brain"
"Never drive where your gaurdian angel cant fly"
me pullin up with the top off. "what did you do? Cut the top off? What you gonna do when it rains?"
my buddy helping me work on my rig (he's hung over) "OK give me the plasma cutter ....what you got I can cut?.....is there any beer in the refridge?"-every weekend
retards "will that thing go through there?"
me "has Raggedy Ann got a cotton c@@ter?" or "Does a snake sh*t close to the ground" or "Does a fat baby fart?"
my buddy helping me work on my rig (he's hung over) "OK give me the plasma cutter ....what you got I can cut?.....is there any beer in the refridge?"-every weekend
retards "will that thing go through there?"
me "has Raggedy Ann got a cotton c@@ter?" or "Does a snake sh*t close to the ground" or "Does a fat baby fart?"
