Showed these pics to a bunch of people (strangers on the interwebs mostly, but a couple people I know, too) and that has been the general consensus. It's a touch deep; but send it.
I pressed on the pinion bearing, set up my solid spacer, put in my pinion seal and slinger, put that all in, dial in the pinion preload. Put the carrier in, torque the caps and the pattern was ****ed up and way different that what I posted.
I concluded something was defective and started measuring things. My carrier is ****ed up. I taco-ed it pressing off the right side bearing.
New diff has been ordered from Summit. Went with a Detroit Truetrac.