How far can you drive with cement in your tranmission?

[BGKYK5]

Wait, is your goat in the tranny too?

 

[K5dreamer]

needed to use something as a binder for the cement. the gooey bits are also excellent lubrication for the tranny internals. this changes everything, you should have mentioned the goat from the get go. youre gonna be fine. the goats coat will soak up all the cement, its guts are gonna lube the transmission internals, its probably going in reverse because the goat was doing the moonwalk, now that its a mushed up pile of goo the tranny should be back up and running, and the cement/hairball binder should pop out through the tailshaft housing under normal driving. dont waste the maddog 20/20 on the trans, do the right thing and give it to a 12 year old.

 

[Stomis]

needed to use something as a binder for the cement. the gooey bits are also excellent lubrication for the tranny internals. this changes everything, you should have mentioned the goat from the get go. youre gonna be fine. the goats coat will soak up all the cement, its guts are gonna lube the transmission internals, its probably going in reverse because the goat was doing the moonwalk, now that its a mushed up pile of goo the tranny should be back up and running, and the cement/hairball binder should pop out through the tailshaft housing under normal driving. dont waste the maddog 20/20 on the trans, do the right thing and give it to a 12 year old.

Dont be stupid the goats not in the transmission and I woulda known that if it was...

Besides if I put my goat in my transmission then how could we be in the same goat?

Wait unless I did and we're in your goat.

Cue twilight zone music.

 

[wasted wages]

Wait, is your goat in the tranny too?

woah dude....he/she is not going to like that....

then again...maybe he/she will..

 

[K5dreamer]

no goats...... Ive got some ancestry in england/ireland/scotland.... i have sheep. and its ok if one gets shredded in a transmission now and again. everyone knows when you have sheep for...... THOSE reasons, you hav 7. so each one gets a week recovery time between uses

 

[Stomis]

I fixed this by the way.

 

[wasted wages]

Replaced it with a power-glide that uses Vaseline and ground up baby seals for fluid and has two reverse forward clutch drums so it runs forward in double reverse ?

 

[Stomis]

Replaced it with a power-glide that uses Vaseline and ground up baby seals for fluid and has two reverse forward clutch drums so it runs forward in double reverse ?

Nah I peed in it.

 

[USSkoval]

Replaced it with a power-glide that uses Vaseline and ground up baby seals for fluid and has two reverse forward clutch drums so it runs forward in double reverse ?

You can't use the entire baby seal, you can only use the flippers and heads

 

[sweetk30]

who gives a . . . . . . .
pic #1

and take the advice from pic #2

 

[Stomis]

who gives a . . . . . . .
Pic #1

and take the advice from pic #2

lol