"It's a fullsize thing..." sayings?

[beastofablaze]

Before I got my new rockcrawler rims, I had some real turds on the blaz. I bought the spray on "chrome" and hooked them up. I always made sure to point and give them the Bling hand signal (you all know it....1 finger and some times the thumb for good measure). They hate it when you make jokes about their rims. Sorry I meant DUBZZZ

Datz right homie... bling bling is the way to be ya wadda I mean... don't be discing ma ridez shoes. I'll smoke yo azz fool. you better check you self fore i drop some bombs on your grill. Ma system bumps. WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!

 

[roadnotca]

Let's see, getting back to sayings. I think mine says it with no labels or stickers, just mud/dirt/dents/pinstripes at 85 MPH alongside Bimmers, Lexus's, Bling Diesels coming home Sunday afternoon. And you can tell where I park at work.

 

[big_black_blazer]

someone's sig on here shai "anyone can drive a jeep on a jeep trail, now a fullsize chevy... that takes skill" or something like that. and my blazer, on 33"bfg's with a tbi 355, has ate several local civics from stoplights. not to mention one punk a$$ in his mom's explorer...

 

[CustomChevy]

"Hey look, its another jeep thing .... with chevy gear"

 

[colbystephens]

back to the stuff about pretty wheels, i thought of these:

"nice rims, soccer mom."

"you look cool in your soccer-mom 4x4."

colby stephens.

 

[Snow Patrol]

"There is NO replacement for Displacement"
" Size does matter "
"Welcome to Amercia, Where bigger is better, now get out of my way!"

 

[crash1369]

first of all i've hated jeeps since i had one. i sucked so hard i made the dealer take it back after like 3 days i hated that thing, it was suposed to be my winter car but my firebird with summer tires was better in the snow. the jeep got stuck on the side of the road! i just got a 88 blazer on sunday and its a big p.o.s. but i love it already (it was a plow truck so its kinnda beat but ill bring her back ) i drove through snow as tall as the truck, which is lifted 6"

there was allot of pretty funny saying in here but i liked these the best

blazing the trails your rated for
making trails wider since 69
you wish your girl was this dirty

good stuff

 

[beater_k20]

That's funny. That's what I do too. That is, until we hit 50 and I run out of gear. Damned 4:11 Posi. Or a turn. Damn real life, real use, real flexy home made lift........

get some real tires, or push your rig a little bit more, it will handle it. in order to "run out of gear" with 4.10s/4.11s your tires would have to be 12.5" tall. considering you've got at least 15" wheels, 12.5" tall tires are not possible.

 

[stiches]

i like whats under beater k-20s name....

Anti-bling....nice and simple

 

[Ten_Bucks]

Bling is overrated.

 

[stiches]

true...its for us full-size trucks to find jeeps and etc in stuck in the mud

 

[lrazer]

That's funny. That's what I do too. That is, until we hit 50 and I run out of gear. Damned 4:11 Posi. Or a turn. Damn real life, real use, real flexy home made lift........

i don't know what your running but i got 4.56's and with 35's on my k5 tops out at about 120

 

[78Suburban]

my k5 tops out at about 120

 

[DaHateTank]

Junk Motor, Junk Tranny, Junk Axles...
You're right I don't understand.

-M

 

[southernspeed]

Great analogy. That show is fun to watch, but I'm guessing I'd probably be offended if I was a bike builder. Kind of like I'd imagine the old school jeepers are probably offended by all the over-accessorized poser barbie jeeps.

I build custom Harleys and believe me...that show is an embaressment to bike builders! I know a lot of it is put on for the cameras (like the Boyd's hot rod show) but they're doing themselves no favours by showing all the screw ups and stupid antics whilst working on some poor guys $80000 ride.
I just hope most people don't think that sort of crap goes on at every bike shop!

 

[Indyblazer]

Keep It Simple

Tell the 1/4 ton Scout Car people and EVERYONE else with a sticker that says it all:

MINE IS BIGGER !!!

 

[TSGB]

"Sheet metal is self-clearancing" has been seen around here.

 

[SchnorrCS]

i don't know what your running but i got 4.56's and with 35's on my k5 tops out at about 120

Yea...If you do a search under my name, the 4.11 came from the tag on the differential. I started a thread on figuring gear ratios, I think mine are a ton lower, cause I do 60 mph turning 3000 rpm, with a 350/TH350/NP 203. I got 35s. You try the math. It comes out to 5.25 or something. I'm getting ready to pull the covers and start counting, but trust me....when I say I run out of gear, I run way out of gear.

 

[ROCKHARDK5]

How about, "Whats that? I have a civic in my tire?!"

 

[5150_BEAST]

fullsize vs. jeeps

well i can see this thread has evolved from fullsize sayings to jeep bashing...either way its fun,case in point im driving down the i-10 on my way home from a long tiring day at work and what am i greeted by as i make my lane change?...a stupid ass,over accesorized,going 55mph in the fast lane JEEP!!!!! needless to say i was livid cause as i started coming up behind him the s.o.b. slows down more!! so as you could imagine i was bout ready to ram the guy until i found out why he was slowing down...lots of white smoke started to pour out the exuast...the guy blew up his little inline 6 right in front of me i had no choice but turn on the hazards and follow the poor sap over to the emergency lane so someone didnt decide to move around me real quick and clobber him. i got out and asked him if he needed to use my phone to call aaa he said no and i told him to have it towed to his mechanic.he asked me what it could be and i told him its most likly the head gasket....he didnt know what one was.....i just laughed as i can just imagine what the mechanic is gonna do to him tommorrow...upselling him the piston return springs,muffler bearings,and dont forget the synthetic blinker fluid.