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"It's a fullsize thing..." sayings?

I know the feeling he'll have. I just had my piston return springs replaced. It runs much better now. Or was it a vacuum leak. Can't remember:laugh:

That would have been worth it though to see.
 
So I ran into this dude outside of autozone yesterday. He's in a Jeep. It's got a bolt on lift, fender flares, the ever popular ProComp X-Terrain Tires (33s of course), a HiLift Bolted to the FRONT of the front Bumper, and a brand new winch that looked like it had never been spooled out.
I park directly in front of him, sit there and watch him eyeball my rig for a good 2 minutes. When I get out he walks right over to me and says "You ever take that BRONCO (!?!) off road? I said yea, it's been off road a time or two. It's a Blazer though. He said Blazers never came with removable doors. I said Really? Must be a Bronco then. Jack ass....
 
SchnorrCS said:
So I ran into this dude outside of autozone yesterday. He's in a Jeep. It's got a bolt on lift, fender flares, the ever popular ProComp X-Terrain Tires (33s of course), a HiLift Bolted to the FRONT of the front Bumper, and a brand new winch that looked like it had never been spooled out.
I park directly in front of him, sit there and watch him eyeball my rig for a good 2 minutes. When I get out he walks right over to me and says "You ever take that BRONCO (!?!) off road? I said yea, it's been off road a time or two. It's a Blazer though. He said Blazers never came with removable doors. I said Really? Must be a Bronco then. Jack ass....
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:haha::haha: I hate it when people call my Blazer a BRONCO!
 
SchnorrCS said:
So I ran into this dude outside of autozone yesterday... He said Blazers never came with removable doors. I said Really? Must be a Bronco then. Jack ass....
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I've never seen a vehicle that didn't have "removable" doors. Just depends how motivated you are to remove them. :rolleyes:
 
mistaken identity....

i hate that too when some ass says,wow thats a really cool bronco....i just say no this is an blazer not a bronco...my blazer runs,broncos are always broken. hey thats an idea...mabye ford should have just called it a broken instead of a bronco:D
 
:shame: F the bronco! :surepal: two of my friends have broncos and they want me to go off roading with them. i told them i would show them how its done but they never showed up :haha:

i took my blazer down some 4 wheeler trails today (the little ones for the quads :D ) i just got it a few days ago and it impressed me,
we really are makeing trails wider since 69 qnd balzin the trails jeeps are rated for :waytogo:
 
What really got me was the way this tool bag tried to argue with me over weather or not MY truck was what I said it was. I could tell that I could have sat there and argued with him for an hour over what it was. What a fool.
 
you should have just started makeing fun of his "off road" jeep

edit: just remembered when i had my first firebird some guy was arguing with me that it was a camaro,:crazy: it says pontiac right on the front and its MY car i think i would know what it is:rolleyes:
 
Anybody think it's dumb to put the hilift on the front side of the front bumper? I have hit some stuff on the trail with my bumper (Rocks, Small trees, the ground on a decent drop off, etc...) and it seems like you could really bend that handle up if you hit something with it. Not to mention a car accident, and here in SoCal your only a good 10 minutes away from a fender bender anywhere you go. Go figure. It did LOOK kinda cool I guess...
 
theres a wingshield banner

IT'S NOT A !#% BRONCO! you should have invited him to come wheel with ya. i hate people who are self proclaimed truck or car guru's...that don't know shyt...i not braggin but can tell all the yr models of chevys now without my little book, just by the grilles, and other trim and such(as long as its still stock) and most all sbc engines and i still don't claim to know it all, but it shows he doesnt know much to call your rig a bronco..i hate that to...i like the way you handled it tho! you sure should have carried him to the deepest hole you could think of and told him you would be right behind him and sent him thru!
 
I actually did invite him to go wheeling. I live aboard Camp Pendleton in California, so I have pretty easy access to 4 wheeling all the time (kinda). Mainly creekbeds and stuff where I'm not supposed to be. It's not really technical flexy stuff, but it is better than nothing. Anyway....I asked this clown if he wanted to roll, and he told me he had to go wash his jeep!!! He had an autozone bag full of crap like armorall wipes and crap. I bet he puts that wet look spray on his 32 inch Baja Claws.....
 
BozoWise said:
I thought you drove and Excursion Roadnotcha?:rolleyes:
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Let's see, what are the names; Exploder, Excuse,....whatever..Furd. Burbs been around since '36, outlasted them all, for me it's the ultimate Man's 4W "swiss army knife".:bow:
 
sheoldeblaze said:
i actually had a friend of mine make me a sticker...

its a k5 with its front axle on top of a jeep, and the jeep is squished with its wheels falling off, and below that its says "your right i don't understand"
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i have been looking for a slogan for this....

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