Ha! Found this vehicle description for a 4runner on ebay. Kind of long, but funny. There are no pics, and it's listed as a "Mechanic's Special."
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This is a running Toyota 4Runner except that I was working on the Radiator to fix the over heating and I got too pissed off and quit. I already changed the Water Pump, Thermostat, some sensors, timing belt, muffler, but don't have enough time in a day to complete the job. It's a 4 cylinder and very good on gas. I took the radiator off, and it's in the back of the car. But that's it...I can't take it no more. My viagra doesn't work on cars. She was a very reliable car, never left me stranded, and kept me good company. The car is parked in my building lot in the "BRONX" and she is ready to be picked up. I'll be very sad to see her go, but she needs a better lover than me. Someone who will tend to her, give her some tender loving care, clean her up and show her that you care. Someone just asked if I could send them some pictures? I don't want to go through this madness of taking pictures, developing, uploading and paying more for adding pictures in EBay. Let's do this...Close your eyes, it's a nice sunny day, envision that you're standing in front of a Black 1987 Toyota 4Runner, you put your hand on her front end, and tell her that you won't hurt her. And as you walk around her beautiful black body, you lovingly touch her in those sensitive areas which are important to you- her curves, her bumpers, her perfect windshield, her electric door windows and locks, her side windows, her rear electric window, cruise control. AM/FM Cassette player, electric power antenna, her electronically controled door mirrors, her electronically controlled sliding glass moon roof, and when you see that she has no body damage, you enter her body, as deep as your desires will allow. You tenderly touch her gray seats as she permits you to explore her as no one else has ever done. You turn the key ignition, with the hope that with your foreplay that she'll turn on, and she does. She is so turned on, and is so overwhelmed with excitement that she will go with you where ever you want. But she needs a "Radiator Transplant" in order to survive and keep up with your pace. She is here waiting with the anticipation that you will satisfy her minor needs. And once you do that, she'll be yours forever. This is a great economical car/SUV. If you have the time/energy and desire to finish up the job I started, I'm sure you'll be glad you purchased this car. As I said, the condition of this car is good in terms of body. I recently had it painted from "RED to BLACK.". All of the paper work from DMV have been done, and she already "passed Inspection". She awaits your approval. If anything else, give me a call 1.347.236-8152. Bronx, NY.
