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My neighbor keeps writing on my car and K5.

jonathon said:
That's Malicious Mischief here.. probably the same in AZ. You should make a report every time it happens, and if you can catch them in the act.. well it may mean a fine at the very least or a free ride depending on the amount of damage they do :wink1:
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Greg72 said:
Yes....it's a hate crime (based on the language)

That takes it to a whole new level, and becomes a whole lot more serious than simple vandalism. It could be really satisfying to catch the guy and let him learn why you don't joke around with "hate crime" jokes or language.

He'll be hating life...
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O jeesth you said what like I was going to thay! :haha::haha::haha:

But yea call the cops every time and make a note of day and time you call. If they do nothing and your idiot friend slashes your tires or worse you have a record. BTW you do have locking gas caps right?:doah:
 
When I hear of some one attacking some one elses vehicle, I get really pissed. I consider it a very cowardous act on the offender's part. If the SOB has something against you, they should have the fu##ing balls to confront you personnally. Flat out, I would kick their fu##ing a$$.
 
Hide in the bushes with a paintball gun. Empty it on him as he runs home with tail between legs. :deal:
 
dbabicky said:
When I hear of some one attacking some one elses vehicle, I get really pissed. I consider it a very cowardous act on the offender's part. If the SOB has something against you, they should have the fu##ing balls to confront you personnally. Flat out, I would kick their fu##ing a$$.
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I have these same feelings about it myself except for the bold. It takes a real man in my book to confront a person but a f*%#ing pansy.

In school I was the guy who would stand there and lay solid blows in fight while the other tick turd would run around and try to avoid getting nailed by a punch!

However now a days you kick some punks a$$ he goes and gets some friends and comes back or F's with your vehicle. As 79chevyk10 said there has to be some back story as to why they would do this?
 
Metrodps said:
I have these same feelings about it myself except for the bold. It takes a real man in my book to confront a person but a f*%#ing pansy.

In school I was the guy who would stand there and lay solid blows in fight while the other tick turd would run around and try to avoid getting nailed by a punch!

However now a days you kick some punks a$$ he goes and gets some friends and comes back or F's with your vehicle. As 79chevyk10 said there has to be some back story as to why they would do this?
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I was wondering what all was behind it too, but I 'll give the benefit of doubt..........................ONCE !!! HA HA HA :D:D
 
There doesn't HAVE to be some story behind it. Sometimes people just mess around like that. We did stuff like that all the time with no reason at all for it other than we were bored. I'm not saying it's right, only that there may not be any reason for it.
 
i would wait with a small no lethal pellet gun and aim for the eyes.
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so you have to keep us informed, im curious to see how this will shake out...
 
This is just me, but here's what I'd do...

Wait... When the bastage commences with writing on the truck, let loose with full-auto paintball on his ass. Get a few headshots in, and hopefully it will cause him to lose his balance and fall down.

Run up to the stunned and fallen bastage and place your boot on his head, holding it to the ground and immobilizing him. Then pull out your Daisy Red Rider BB gun (which you should already have slung across your back like the biker dude from Raising Arizona) and unload the full thing on him. It won't break the skin, but will sting like a bitch and leave tiny BB bruises.

While he's down and stunned, pick up the nearest trash can and dump the contents on him.

Finally, replace your boot back on his face and whip out your schlong and relieve yourself, as a reward for a job well done.

Hopefully the SOB doesn't live alone, and will walk in the door and have to explain to someone why he is covered in paint and BB bruises while simutaneously smelling like trash and another man's piss.



It would be an epic win.

:haha: :saweet:
 
haha that's funny. Now the letter I wrote was still on the truck when I got to it today so it's on. The person usually writes on fridays and saturdays. I don't know how I am going to hide in my Mercury Marauder since I am taking the K5 back to the body shop tomorrow for some work they didn't do correctly like hooking up the power door locks or rear window when they put the thing back together.

The only gun I have is a 12 gage and I have never fired it. I have no intention of killing this persons because that is illegal, but I have no problem kicking some butt and neither would by girlfriend, but this is between me and them... no second party is needed and if it is than that just proves how weak I am... that I would need help to kick one persons butt.

I'm open to any suggestion since I didn't really reply yet. It's going to be hard to hide, I guess I could be on the fire escape on my building. Maybe I'll rev the engine on friday night before I park it and wait and hide until that person comes out, that I think is the best bait!
 
Ok I know this sounds weird, but I talked to my mom about this. She told me if it is indeed a female who is doing this it is because she likes me. They have seen me, heard me (I am loud outdoors) and whatever. The girl I suspect has heard/seen me a number of times, but why would anyone insult/go after anyone to say they like them? If this is how they send siginals that they like you I really hope one day I wake up and I am a raging homosexual so I don't have to dela with women anymore... yes I know what I said, deal with it. If this all ads up correctly I don't know what to do. I told my mom the message on the car and truck and she actually asked if I had a small P-P. My responce was yes it's so small I pee on my own balls and my girlfriend is never satisfied, you can ask her. (ADMIN'S please don't cut that out, I need to add humor to the situation.) We both laughed.
Let's get this straight: Girl sees boy, girl likes boy, girl messes with boys car, boy gets mad, girl thinks it's cute, boy goes to jail for mixed siginal from girl.
This is getting ugly.
 
Whatever the reason, think before you react. While kicking the sh** out of who ever is doing it sounds and would feel great, you're risking a trip to jail/court. The law allows you to use "necessary force" to make a citizen's arrest. What is necessary will be determined by the D.A., court, etc. Shooting someone with "non lethal" pellets, like the one shown, could be considered Assault with a Deadly Weapon. If law enforcement/DA have a hard on for you or what you did, look out!
I'd suggest identifying the person(s) who's doing it and let the cops do their job. It would be less hassle in the end.
 
x2 above. let the cops deal with it. I can't think of any chick that would go through that much trouble to show a guy she liked him. If that IS the case, you don't want her around anyway because she's psycho!
 
rjpastor said:
Whatever the reason, think before you react. While kicking the sh** out of who ever is doing it sounds and would feel great, you're risking a trip to jail/court. The law allows you to use "necessary force" to make a citizen's arrest. What is necessary will be determined by the D.A., court, etc. Shooting someone with "non lethal" pellets, like the one shown, could be considered Assault with a Deadly Weapon. If law enforcement/DA have a hard on for you or what you did, look out!
I'd suggest identifying the person(s) who's doing it and let the cops do their job. It would be less hassle in the end.
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X3:doah:
 
I would ask the person first to top. does not sound like a girl that is interseted but one that you made mad or a friend of one you did. Still remember about the fighting fair. ask to stop first. If does not then does this person have a dog and is thier door step well lit?

Just my way but i carry my pistol to and from the truck every time i go to leave and come.
 
If the perp is female, then all advice prior to post 31 is invalid. :doah:

Go have a talk with her and ask her nicely to stop.

Don't knock her down with paintballs, then step on her head and pee on her. :yikes:

Unless.... :D
 
BGKYK5 said:
If the perp is female, then all advice prior to post 31 is invalid. :doah:

Go have a talk with her and ask her nicely to stop.

Don't knock her down with paintballs, then step on her head and pee on her. :yikes:

Unless.... :D
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If the perp is a girl, that just makes the whole thing that much more fun. :haha:
 
I finally got what my mom told me. She said that the girl is sending siginals not to offend me, but to get my attention. So when she writes "I like huge (cock-a-doodle-do) on my car it's really her saying that she likes it, not directed at me, she wants my atention since she has seen me and stuff.
I have no idea why any woman would want my attention like that or any woman wanting anything to do with me in the first place, it's probably a tease anyway. Maybe it's because I am the DEFYANT of the neighbor hood or something. This is just one theory but I am 90% sure it's a girl. I'll put a message on the car again later, the K5 is in for it's final body work.
This has turned into a science project...
 
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