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My neighbor keeps writing on my car and K5.

If the offender is a female, Your girlfriend should beat the crap out of her while you take pics to post up:D:D
 
79BRUISER said:
If the offender is a female, Your girlfriend should beat the crap out of her while you take pics to post up:D:D
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OH but have her wear a string Bikini and take all the grass up. Hose the dirt down real good every night till you catch the person at it. :p: :laugh: :D :bow: :haha:
 
Metrodps said:
OH but have her wear a string Bikini and take all the grass up. Hose the dirt down real good every night till you catch the person at it. :p: :laugh: :D :bow: :haha:
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I was gonna say try and direct them to a kiddie pool filled with jell-o. Thumbs up for the string bikini though. Make sure you have another one available to give to the female perp to put on. :D

Most importantly....TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES!!!!!!!! with a good digital camera so you can post them up later.
 
ryoken said:
stake out, and beat em down....
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Second that motion!!! If they are on your property, beat the **** out of them...Not your problem and legal. Make my day law!!! :bow:not kidding. At least in Colorado that is ok. If you catch someone on your property vadelizing or breaking in, you are allowed to do that legally. I know...done it. Caught some mexican stealing on my property, beat the holy hell out of him down the street. Cops came, told them what happened and after he was released from the hospital, he was arrested. Quite satisfying but only used fists, no weapons even though the cops thought I did. Ass couldnt stand after that. Only had to appologize to the neighbor that found him unconscious in his driveway at 2am
 
BGKYK5 said:
/\ Somebody didn't read the whole thread. :whistle:
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Yea...didnt read the entire before posting that but still is a fun story to tell. Brings a smile to my face thinking of that night...:D!!!. But do like the bikini idea with the pool of jello.
 
Guy's it's frickin' cold here in Chicago! We'll see what happens. I am planning a midnight watch on friday night and possibly saturday. My K5 is in the shop for body work finishing. She will have go to after my Mercury Marauder again, but the Blazers rear window was more the target than the Marauders trunk. We will see and I'll keep everyone posted.

Anyone wanna join? I'll buy beer!
 
SlicksInRain said:
Guy's it's frickin' cold here in Chicago! We'll see what happens. I am planning a midnight watch on friday night and possibly saturday. My K5 is in the shop for body work finishing. She will have go to after my Mercury Marauder again, but the Blazers rear window was more the target than the Marauders trunk. We will see and I'll keep everyone posted.

Anyone wanna join? I'll buy beer!
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Cold is no big deal, makes certain things stand out that much better(insert certain avatar of bouncing bowtie). Besides, once they get rollin around and rastlin in that jello they'll warm up. Or better yet, get a bonfire going so the spectators can keep warm too. :D
 
SlicksInRain said:
Guy's it's frickin' cold here in Chicago! We'll see what happens. I am planning a midnight watch on friday night and possibly saturday. My K5 is in the shop for body work finishing. She will have go to after my Mercury Marauder again, but the Blazers rear window was more the target than the Marauders trunk. We will see and I'll keep everyone posted.

Anyone wanna join? I'll buy beer!
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If you dont mind me asking.....how old are you? Dont know any mature woman that would do that. If you are like 16....quite an amusing story (not knocking you at all). If you are 20s or older...psycho chick so watch your back. :haha::haha:
 
If it is a chick and your mom's reasoning is correct...... Tell that childish c#nt to get the fuc# away from your vehicles and give her a good swift kick in the a$$.
 
jrcpi999 said:
Second that motion!!! If they are on your property, beat the **** out of them...Not your problem and legal. Make my day law!!! :bow:not kidding. At least in Colorado that is ok. If you catch someone on your property vadelizing or breaking in, you are allowed to do that legally. I know...done it. Caught some mexican stealing on my property, beat the holy hell out of him down the street. Cops came, told them what happened and after he was released from the hospital, he was arrested. Quite satisfying but only used fists, no weapons even though the cops thought I did. Ass couldnt stand after that. Only had to appologize to the neighbor that found him unconscious in his driveway at 2am
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Thats great! I love it, reading that just made my day.
 
I am currently 23 years old and I can't imagine this girl being much older, she's probably 25 at the oldest. I wish I was some recently divorced 35 year old MILF. That would be nice! :D
 
k2mslskier said:
Cold is no big deal, makes certain things stand out that much better
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. Besides, once they get rollin around and rastlin in that jello they'll warm up. Or better yet, get a bonfire going so the spectators can keep warm too. :D
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fixed it for you!
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I was never big into Jello so I filled the tub with chocolate pudding so in the end I can finally get with a black girl. HA! :haha:
 
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