As I said before, the rod bearings have the pMaxKote, the crank bearings did not. I ordered those before I saw that video and this is what was originally installed in the engine by Smeding. They did have a coating on them, but it's just the regular spray on coating, not the pMaxKote. This is why the rod bearings look new still even though there was obviously an oil issue.
My friend had a good guess, and that's all I have to go on for now. I had just finished a 2nd gear pull for break-in when I saw the oil pressure drop and shut the engine off. His thoughts are that the bearings were hot and stuck to the crank. When I fired it back up it just peeled the top layer off. No idea if he's right, but that's what it looks like.