the list is long but distinguished:
the rear license plate is held on by
speaker wire wrapped around the bumper.
i don't have a tailgate, and it's a sammy so it's pretty obvious
my turnsignals are LEDs, but i didn't retard the timing, so they blink to fast.
all 4 tires are the same size but not the same brand
holes in the floor covered with floormats
once the exhaust fell apart behind the manifold pipe, and i drove around for a couple days like that
for months i only had 1 windshield wiper working
duct tape in plain view in the interior
permanent mud stained interior
parts that are sort of structural have fallen off and i just left them off.
no front bumper (at all)
there's supposed to be 4 bolts holding the rear part of the hard top on, but only 1 really holds it on
used electrical cord to drag some stuff around. left it wrapped around hitch shackle for a week or so.
you have to shift into 2nd gear "just so" or it'll grind. syncros prolly
speedo and odom quit. fuel guage quit too.
passenger side seat belt doens't work. i should really get that fixed...
i have to laugh to keep from crying. *shakes head*