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Hahaha, I have a K5 story about stumpin'.
Guy across the street from my folks is a good 10-15 years younger than my parents. This happened in the late 80's- very early 90's so he couldn't have been much past 30 (wait, that's my age

). At any rate he had a large oak tree die in his front yard and decided to cut it up and get rid of it. He does this but the stump, which is quite large, confounds him. He digs all around it, hacks at the roots, and then resorts to his truck...
He had a pretty new and fairly pretty S10 extended cab 4x4 at this time. Might have even been a 2.8L screamer in that time frame.
We still had our '76 K5 Blazer. 350 Quadrajet, TH350, NP203, 31's, bone stock, bright ass orange with a black top, etc. It was starting to show it's age by this time. Bit crusty around the edges but ran well and got us around from new to 1993 when they finally had gotten a new Blazer ('92).
...so his daughters are over hanging out at our house to keep them out of his hair and mom happens to hear one of them saying he's getting his truck out. Mom goes over and offers to bring the Blazer over and yank the stump using the hitch but he's not going for it. Says nah and I just remember getting the feeling he was sorta dissing on our "old Blazer". Mom says whatever and we proceed to watch him jerk the stump a few times...
...then rip one of his tow hooks, the end of that frame rail, and that side of his bumper clean off.





Next thing we know mom has the Blazer over and jerks the stump out in 4lo.
(Keep in mind mom's in her 40's, 5'4" and 125lbs) He seemed a bit embarrassed.
Next thing we knew though he had a 89-91 K5 and the S10 was gone. He still always has a fullsize GM SUV in the stable.
